Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

Lemonades
When life gives you lemons...
don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
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Rubber Duckie 31 May, 2018 @ 12:24pm 
u know what someone needs to make an item set that makes soldier cave johnson, so that you can do the suicide taunt with explosive lemons as cave johnson
IronMagician8 31 May, 2018 @ 1:51pm 
C O M B U S T A B L E L E M O N S
Bongo 1 Jun, 2018 @ 8:12am 
when life gives you lemons, hope they dont explode in your face
Million 1 Jun, 2018 @ 11:54am 
aaand someone aleardy did that im not suprised
Mr. Paul Ogoc. 1 Jun, 2018 @ 7:05pm 
man those enginners did a mithgy fine good making cobustable lemions
Zoomster 2 Jun, 2018 @ 5:14am 
I NEED THIS
Silverwind 2 Jun, 2018 @ 1:07pm 
WE ARE FARMERS! BUM BADUM BUM BUMBUMBUM!
Unholy Mackeral 2 Jun, 2018 @ 5:15pm 
BURN THEIR FACES OFF WITH THE LEMONS!
Shadow24 4 Jun, 2018 @ 10:46am 
when life gives you lemons don't make lemonade.
Invest combustible lemons:p2aperture:
Knot Quay 6 Jun, 2018 @ 6:25am 
When life gives you lemons,
Take a moment to think about what just happened,
Then proceed to have a major existential crisis and question the value of your own existence and your skewed view of the universe,
Then wait for sugar, water, and a glass
lamar245 6 Jun, 2018 @ 11:21pm 
When Life gives you lemons, burn Life's house down with them.
GLaDOS: Oh I like this guy! Burning people! He says what we're all thinking!
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