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How come scout cant have a beard?
I think It would look great on him.
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哈哈哈哈 29 Jul, 2018 @ 10:11am 
Exactly!
rose of Tina 29 Jul, 2018 @ 10:22am 
Originally posted by Roy the cringe compalating boy:
I think It would look great on him.
i dont want to be that kind of guy, but giving scout a beard wouldn't fit his character
Misuune 29 Jul, 2018 @ 12:47pm 
scout doesnt have a shaved beard nor moustache or ANYTHING on his face!
so of course demoman insults him by telling him to grow a beard and come back to him later
rose of Tina 29 Jul, 2018 @ 1:16pm 
Originally posted by Bob Good:
scout doesnt have a shaved beard nor moustache or ANYTHING on his face!
so of course demoman insults him by telling him to grow a beard and come back to him later
exactly
ShaoKahn 29 Jul, 2018 @ 2:20pm 
SCOUT IS A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TEENAGE KID ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HE IS LIKE 20+
cell 29 Jul, 2018 @ 2:55pm 
he's a virgin
He doesn't have any beards because it would ruin the running joke and theme of scout being extremely "un-manly". Plus he is pretty young, being only 23-ish, as most people don't get the kind of legendary facial hair you see on the likes of the older mercenaries.

The fact that he is about 23 also makes the description on The Track Terrorizer very disturbing as he was likely hitting on underaged highschool girls, which I'm fairly sure makes him a pedophile.
Notorious A.I.D.S 29 Jul, 2018 @ 3:54pm 
Originally posted by GrismarPicklemelt:
He doesn't have any beards because it would ruin the running joke and theme of scout being extremely "un-manly". Plus he is pretty young, being only 23-ish, as most people don't get the kind of legendary facial hair you see on the likes of the older mercenaries.

The fact that he is about 23 also makes the description on The Track Terrorizer very disturbing as he was likely hitting on underaged highschool girls, which I'm fairly sure makes him a pedophile.
But what about the macho mann?
EIRIKR 29 Jul, 2018 @ 9:08pm 
and the pyro?
XD
Last edited by EIRIKR; 29 Jul, 2018 @ 9:09pm
sui 29 Jul, 2018 @ 10:45pm 
because scout is baby man.
Qyline 30 Jul, 2018 @ 12:28am 
Originally posted by Roy the cringe compalating boy:
Originally posted by GrismarPicklemelt:
He doesn't have any beards because it would ruin the running joke and theme of scout being extremely "un-manly". Plus he is pretty young, being only 23-ish, as most people don't get the kind of legendary facial hair you see on the likes of the older mercenaries.

The fact that he is about 23 also makes the description on The Track Terrorizer very disturbing as he was likely hitting on underaged highschool girls, which I'm fairly sure makes him a pedophile.
But what about the macho mann?
I think that is because it is more of a stick on and if its not well valve doesnt care if things go all class for the owners benifit, for example stocking them all up and than making it all class to the price sky rockets
Qyline 30 Jul, 2018 @ 12:30am 
Originally posted by erike1368:
and the pyro?
XD
Well sarcasem is a hard thing to understand with text but if this is a genuine question. Do you have a brain stem
Security NPC 30 Jul, 2018 @ 3:43am 
Originally posted by GrismarPicklemelt:
He doesn't have any beards because it would ruin the running joke and theme of scout being extremely "un-manly". Plus he is pretty young, being only 23-ish, as most people don't get the kind of legendary facial hair you see on the likes of the older mercenaries.

The fact that he is about 23 also makes the description on The Track Terrorizer very disturbing as he was likely hitting on underaged highschool girls, which I'm fairly sure makes him a pedophile.
Hoi! i'm 20 but i have a viking beard. "Say stop to this discrimination!"
peperos 30 Jul, 2018 @ 3:48am 
I'm order to have a beard
you must stick your penis into another human being of a different gender' penis
HenryKrinkle 30 Jul, 2018 @ 7:47am 
He should have some peach fuzz that he's just super proud of.
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