Valve does decide the stats, but this just for fun.

I will just review the stats here since I dont really have an Idea for myself

It makes Heavy faster and have health regeneration (just like medic.) but Heavy's health goes down to 200, however it is just for a limited amount of time, and Heavy gets slow and sad because he now needs a medic for health but he gets 300 back and he heals a 100. (Only when the effects of the hotdog are long gone.)

Originally posted by dadogemaste:

It makes Heavy faster and have health regeneration (just like medic.) but Heavy's health goes down to 200, however it is just for a limited amount of time, and Heavy gets slow and sad because he now needs a medic for health but he gets 300 back and he heals a 100. (Only when the effects of the hotdog are long gone.)

This is really confusing... So It makes you faster... But by how much? And when does his health go down 200? Is this Food item a single use? You really confuse me with these stats

Aye! Stat time, and Yorkers like hot dogs so baseball.

Upon eating all of heavy's weapons do +100% knockback to all enemies, but deals 1/2 as much damage. Can be sharred as a small heath pack and recharges every 30 seconds. The effect last for 7.5 seconds.

Originally posted by Frontier Potato:

Aye! Stat time, and Yorkers like hot dogs so baseball.

Upon eating all of heavy's weapons do +100% knockback to all enemies, but deals 1/2 as much damage. Can be sharred as a small heath pack and recharges every 30 seconds. The effect last for 7.5 seconds.

So Basicly the MVM Rage upgrade for Heavy in normal games? Also I dont understand why would it be a small health pack since the Buffalo Sandvich is a Medium health pack even when It doesnt even heal you in the first place... 4/10 Not so Original

Magic Meat Tube
+ eat to gain 150 health
+ 20% movement speed and swing/firing speed for 10 seconds
+ can share with friend (small health pack)
- it's not a sandvich

Heavy gets as fast as the demoman (Slower than most classes but faster than other heavies and soldiers.) And as soon as heavy eats the hot dog, heavy's health goes down. The item is not single use, there is a bar to tell you when it's back. However, I think lowering your health to 200 so you can regain some without that extra health and escape other enemies is a good tradeoff so no single use required. Plus, if paired with the gloves of running urgently, you could be as fast as the spy! (Spy is slightly faster than engie, medic, pyro, sniper.) You would be very easy to kill tho. (Marked for death and only 200 health.)

Sorry for bad grammer in my last comment.

Something tells me it's going to be a chocolate bar re-skin

Originally posted by Frontier Potato:

Aye! Stat time, and Yorkers like hot dogs so baseball.

Upon eating all of heavy's weapons do +100% knockback to all enemies, but deals 1/2 as much damage. Can be sharred as a small heath pack and recharges every 30 seconds. The effect last for 7.5 seconds.

Having the MVM knockback in normal games could be interesting, imagine using Natashca with this thing :D

Originally posted by GrandMaster_Lenin:

Magic Meat Tube
+ eat to gain 150 health
+ 20% movement speed and swing/firing speed for 10 seconds
+ can share with friend (small health pack)
- it's not a sandvich

No downsides lame

Originally posted by Sgt.Hats™:

Originally posted by Frontier Potato:

Aye! Stat time, and Yorkers like hot dogs so baseball.

Upon eating all of heavy's weapons do +100% knockback to all enemies, but deals 1/2 as much damage. Can be sharred as a small heath pack and recharges every 30 seconds. The effect last for 7.5 seconds.

Having the MVM knockback in normal games could be interesting, imagine using Natashca with this thing :D

Yea ruining the fun for every one else is gonna be interesting 100%

Originally posted by dadogemaste:

Heavy gets as fast as the demoman (Slower than most classes but faster than other heavies and soldiers.) And as soon as heavy eats the hot dog, heavy's health goes down. The item is not single use, there is a bar to tell you when it's back. However, I think lowering your health to 200 so you can regain some without that extra health and escape other enemies is a good tradeoff so no single use required. Plus, if paired with the gloves of running urgently, you could be as fast as the spy! (Spy is slightly faster than engie, medic, pyro, sniper.) You would be very easy to kill tho. (Marked for death and only 200 health.)

Using the GRU wil make your health go down to 50 with the sandvich becasue nerfz you dont remeber that dont you? And it still kinda strange and it seems like a "Get out of jail free card" for good players

Originally posted by Bananasaurus Rex:

Originally posted by dadogemaste:

Heavy gets as fast as the demoman (Slower than most classes but faster than other heavies and soldiers.) And as soon as heavy eats the hot dog, heavy's health goes down. The item is not single use, there is a bar to tell you when it's back. However, I think lowering your health to 200 so you can regain some without that extra health and escape other enemies is a good tradeoff so no single use required. Plus, if paired with the gloves of running urgently, you could be as fast as the spy! (Spy is slightly faster than engie, medic, pyro, sniper.) You would be very easy to kill tho. (Marked for death and only 200 health.)

Using the GRU wil make your health go down to 50 with the sandvich becasue nerfz you dont remeber that dont you? And it still kinda strange and it seems like a "Get out of jail free card" for good players

dont be a jerk dude. you'll just ruin the fun.