>Heavies bow to Medic
>In contact with devs
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control dustbowl with an iron but fair fist
>Own intelligence & control points globally
>Direct descendants of the classic TF bloodline
>Will bankroll the first maps on TF3 (Medigrad will be be the first map)
>Own 99% of box facilities on TF2
>First TF3 hats will in all likelihood be Medic hats
>Medic said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on TF2 has only existed deep in Australian Outback & 2fort_invasion
>Ancient TFC sprays tell of a medic who will descend upon TF2 and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented skill with him
>They own hat labs around the world
>You likely have medic hats in your backpack right now
>The Medic is in regular communication with the developers Robin and Gabe, forwarding the word of devs to the gaming community. Who do you think set up the meeting between /v/ & the Gabe Newell? (First meeting between the two groups ever) and arranged /v/'s first trip to Valve HQ in history
>They learned fluent Brazilian in under a week
>Community servers entrust their map rotations with the Medic. There's no gold in ctf_knox, only ctf_Medic
>The Medic is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from TF2: Brotherhood of Arms to the end of the game. We don't know his ultimate plans yet. We hope he's a benevolent being.