its time for us to take jerusalem

Quick rundown on them:

-Mann brothers bow to the Ludwigs.
-In contact with ancient wizards.
-Rumored to posses supernatural healing abilities.
-Control Germany with an iron but fair fist.
-Own hospitals and fortresses all over the world.
-Direct descendants of Hippocrates.
-Will run the first hospitals on Mars (Ludwigrad will be the first).
-Own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth.
-First designer babies will have bird heads.
-Both doctors said to have +700 IQ.
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented medical progress with them.
-They own biochemical R&D labs around the world.
-You likely have a baboon uterus inside you right now.
-The Ludwigs are in regular communication with both God and the Devil, and are able to act in complete spite of both of them.
-They learned fluent English in under a week.
-Traders worldwide entrust their unusual reserves with the doctors. There are no unusuals in any backpack, other than theirs.
-The medics are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from September 17th, 2007 to the end of the universe.
-The Ludwigs will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and no random crits.

The phone call that saved Valve

"Bogdanov"
"Yes?"
"supra107 is investigating the workshop submission"
"Distract him"
The confusion particles align in supra's brain
"He has become more curious"
"Initiate a Steam disscusion"
"What next?"
"Just ignore him, he'll leave soon. Continue making wojack's lives terrible"

"He bought 52 of the hats on the steam market"
"dump it"

TAKE THE BOGPILL

It seems you have been BOGGED my good man

https://youtu.be/61Q6wWu5ziY