Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

The Lab Partner
stats for this weapon xPPPP
+10% movespeed on wearer
-10% explosive vulnerability on wearer
+30% localization file resistance on wearer
-Deletes an item in the wearer's inventory once every new moon
-Logs into the wearer's steam account from unfamiliar IP addresses
-No random crits
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Vap  [kehittäjä] 28.9.2018 klo 15.03 
Thanks! I hate it.
Just imagine losin' a random itemevery new moon.
Red 28.9.2018 klo 19.49 
100% damage immunity on wearer
100% Critical Hits on Wearer
100% Bullet Resistance on Wearer
100% Explosive Resistance on Wearer
-100% Fire Resistance on Wearer
+950% Move Speed on Wearer
-99% Health on Wearer
- Deletes 1 steam game every year
- Deletes 1 random hat every 200 days
- Resets your Stats when you Die
- When an Enemy dominates you, all of your hats and weapons are deleted.
- When more than 1 enemy dominates you, your steam account is VAC Banned, and a hitman is sent to come assassinate you. If you kill the hitman, your VAC ban is appealed, and you gain 900 unusuals.
+ Random Critical Hits
+ Upon killing an enemy, the timer for Steam Game/ Hat deletion is reset.
Viimeisin muokkaaja on The Bat; 28.9.2018 klo 23.31
+20% swag
those are its stats
+100% Taunt Kill
how bout it just being a cosmedic and possible an items set with akabidies (butured that name) and that sun hat
+500% chance of being adopted over a human child.
1000% chance of getting black plauge
nabil 2.10.2018 klo 19.56 
+100% bad killbind jokes
+100% Rat
-100% Mouse

(Hidden: -100% medical license)
Viimeisin muokkaaja on TheCoddFish; 2.10.2018 klo 19.57
⎛⎝Sharkestry⎠⎞ lähetti viestin:
+20% swag
those are its stats
100% REAL STATS
these jokes stopped being funny forever ago
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