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The Poker Face
This has a lot of potential
"This seems pretty low quality." That was pretty much my first reaction. After all, it just removes the eyes and mouth which most graphics configs remove anyway. But wait! Those configs just leave the eyes as black sockets and don't remove them entirely. Maybe there is hope for this.

Heavy has the biggest personality of all the mercs. He is big, he is loud, he is excited. Remove that and you create a dramatic contrast. For a simple concept, it is one of the most creepy heavy cosmetics Ive seen.

The mouth is what I have problems with. I assume this removes all of his facial expressions since he has no mouth. However, Heavy still speaks in game. That isn't something you can remove. Unless you have the voices from the deep spell he is going to go on yelling just like normal which will break the effect completely. With some black cosmetics and the sound turned off this would be awesome. Maybe the Tomislav also since it is quiet.

Look! I just wrote a huge amount analyzing a joke cosmetics! I bet you didn't read it all! I bet that if you did, you don't care!
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Beans 6 Oct, 2018 @ 1:48am 
kinda like the christmas bell misc this should cause heavy to occasionaly scream HELP ME! in a mufled voice so its even scarier
Nica102us 6 Oct, 2018 @ 4:54pm 
Originally posted by E-37:
"This seems pretty low quality." That was pretty much my first reaction. After all, it just removes the eyes and mouth which most graphics configs remove anyway. But wait! Those configs just leave the eyes as black sockets and don't remove them entirely. Maybe there is hope for this.

Heavy has the biggest personality of all the mercs. He is big, he is loud, he is excited. Remove that and you create a dramatic contrast. For a simple concept, it is one of the most creepy heavy cosmetics Ive seen.

The mouth is what I have problems with. I assume this removes all of his facial expressions since he has no mouth. However, Heavy still speaks in game. That isn't something you can remove. Unless you have the voices from the deep spell he is going to go on yelling just like normal which will break the effect completely. With some black cosmetics and the sound turned off this would be awesome. Maybe the Tomislav also since it is quiet.

Look! I just wrote a huge amount analyzing a joke cosmetics! I bet you didn't read it all! I bet that if you did, you don't care!
Ya, it should apply a muffled affect to the heavy, or somthing else, idk
Beans 6 Oct, 2018 @ 5:11pm 
who else thought of doctor who when they saw this?
Nica102us 6 Oct, 2018 @ 7:24pm 
Originally posted by Spooky Sammiches:
who else thought of doctor who when they saw this?
How does this relate to Doctor Who?
Beans 7 Oct, 2018 @ 2:52pm 
Originally posted by Nica102us:
Originally posted by Spooky Sammiches:
who else thought of doctor who when they saw this?
How does this relate to Doctor Who?
autons, the plastic men
Nica102us 7 Oct, 2018 @ 3:22pm 
Originally posted by Spooky Sammiches:
Originally posted by Nica102us:
How does this relate to Doctor Who?
autons, the plastic men
Oh, thanks for explaining
They could also try to make the heavy mute when wearing this item, but that would be unlikely because it would take development time and that time could be used for something else.
Last edited by Professorhunter25; 8 Oct, 2018 @ 1:34pm
Beans 8 Oct, 2018 @ 8:13pm 
Originally posted by Professorhunter25:
They could also try to make the heavy mute when wearing this item, but that would be unlikely because it would take development time and that time could be used for something else.
i think muffling him on some voice commands could work
Foolish Mortal 9 Oct, 2018 @ 4:49am 
Originally posted by Spooky Sammiches:
Originally posted by Professorhunter25:
They could also try to make the heavy mute when wearing this item, but that would be unlikely because it would take development time and that time could be used for something else.
i think muffling him on some voice commands could work
I think changing his voice like the halloween spell will work. That makes the voice deeper and somewhat quieter and might seem like it is coming from tha area around the heavy and no his mouth.
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Heavy%27s_Bottomless_Bass_(halloween_spell)
MattSlasher962 19 Oct, 2018 @ 4:16pm 
Not really on the topic, but the submission reminds me of something...
but i can't put a "face" on it.
Kyno 11 Dec, 2018 @ 3:33pm 
Stats (Can't regenerate health by food)
Blacenta 22 Jun, 2019 @ 9:40am 
Originally posted by Steel Is Heavier Than Feathers:
Originally posted by Nica102us:
How does this relate to Doctor Who?
autons, the plastic men

oh, this makes me think of 'The Idiot's Lantern'
Apocrypha 6 Aug, 2022 @ 4:38pm 
have a voice filter effect similar to the engineers fly cosmetics, except his voice lines are muffled.
Stogie 16 Aug, 2022 @ 12:58pm 
A muffled effect would be excellent, however unless it's presented alongside the cosmetic, it won't be added. Y'know how adverse Valve are to work nowadays...
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