Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

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zulious 27 Jun, 2013 @ 6:26pm
Stats.
Because every misc needs one of these.
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Bot Charles 27 Jun, 2013 @ 7:35pm 
looks pretty awesome thats a stat
culedood911 27 Jun, 2013 @ 7:41pm 
it should be able to instakill illuinati worshipers
patches 27 Jun, 2013 @ 10:55pm 
+A cool beard
-Able to spawn the generic and Steam workshop comments on it's Steam workshop page.
70741 |\|008 28 Jun, 2013 @ 7:33am 
Wins every round instantly.
Strider 28 Jun, 2013 @ 8:06am 
+100% chance to make your son get into the robot.
Eslaw P 28 Jun, 2013 @ 8:10am 
No no, you have it all wrong. Here are the what the stats should fairly be while equiped:

+ Auto-win whenever you choose so from the amount of awesomeness
+ Heal Team-mates 60 times faster
+ 200000+ Clip size
+ 5000000000+ Damage bonus
+ 100+ Move speed on wearer
+ See in the dark
+ Ability to scare enemys with PURE awesome
+ Wearer destroys Tank on Mann VS Machine Instanlty
+ Wearer has Infinite money on Mann VS Machine
+ Ubercharges never run out (unless you want them to)
+ Healing target never runs out of ammo while connected via medi-beam
+ 500000000+ Max health on wearer
+ -100 Damage recieved
+ Not effected by Jarate
+ +5000000 Health regenerated per second
+ Crits do not deal extra damage on wearer
+ Backstabs do not deal extra damage on wearer
~ Speed of healing target + or - to your speed
- +1 Falling damage on wearer


So, There you go! An absolute fair stat list. ADD THIS PLEASE VALVE
Con 28 Jun, 2013 @ 12:14pm 
I feel like it should also counter the Eliminating the Impossible set for anyone around you.
white alex g fan 28 Jun, 2013 @ 3:38pm 
+ When uploaded to the workshop, generates "how do i download this?" and "free earbuds vimeo.com/notascam.mov" commments.
Together once again, my love (Banned) 28 Jun, 2013 @ 5:55pm 
+geneartes random chat box comments, such as free buds www.totallynotascam.com
Last edited by Together once again, my love; 28 Jun, 2013 @ 5:55pm
MrHeolsen 28 Jun, 2013 @ 7:06pm 
Maybe enemies would be easyer to spot whit the glasses somehow? and maybe like a evil laugher? idk im just throwing random ideas in.....
Pactoxa 29 Jun, 2013 @ 1:55am 
Originally posted by ♥♥♥♥♥.Stir!:
+100% chance to make your son get into the robot.

You make my day :meatytears:
.sync 29 Jun, 2013 @ 1:57am 
Originally posted by ♥♥♥♥♥.Stir!:
+100% chance to make your son get into the robot.
Well. You got my respect, sir.
trashboy 29 Jun, 2013 @ 11:22am 
Originally posted by ♥♥♥♥♥.Stir!:
+100% chance to make your son get into the robot.

ahahaaaa I get it.
zulious 29 Jun, 2013 @ 1:29pm 
Originally posted by ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥:
Originally posted by ♥♥♥♥♥.Stir!:
+100% chance to make your son get into the robot.

ahahaaaa I get it.

Am I the only one who doesn't?
.sync 1 Jul, 2013 @ 3:51am 
Originally posted by John Wiggles Booth:
Originally posted by ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥:

ahahaaaa I get it.

Am I the only one who doesn't?
What the anime Neon Genesis Evngelion. Then you will.
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