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Millennial Mercenary
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Abune 13 Nov, 2018 @ 4:26pm
Stats
Stats?
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Something rather absurd. 13 Nov, 2018 @ 4:39pm 
99.9% chance of getting VAC banned from any server you join.
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Abune 13 Nov, 2018 @ 4:40pm 
I like it

what if it makes all bullets attracted to you along with that
#2
Doomknight 14 Nov, 2018 @ 3:14pm 
+90% damage reduction
- 95% weapon damage
-50% movespeed
no double jump
invincible while taunting
changes color when taunting
changes ideologies when taunting
Joins enemy team when (they capture a point, push the payload forward 1 point, capture the intellegence)
#3
SquidMann 14 Nov, 2018 @ 8:22pm 
Originally posted by Kosh:
Stats?
Makes you play Rocknite
#4
Λsнᴇᴛᴏᴙᴇᴛ 15 Nov, 2018 @ 2:19am 
More genders
#5
Michael Przerwa Tet-Myers 16 Nov, 2018 @ 12:41pm 
literally pyrocynical
#6
Raza 16 Nov, 2018 @ 1:27pm 
Stats:
+Unable to get old and slow
+You don't go bald.
+20% Accuracy with glasses on.
+Be able to ruin the other classes, Adam Conover style
-No random critical hits
#7
Hyperinvox 18 Nov, 2018 @ 5:38pm 
Atleast 30% more soy contents in scout's digestive system
#8
dennys pawjob 22 Nov, 2018 @ 5:49am 
EDIT: actually heres a better one:
hearing lawnmowers will fill up your SUICIDE meter, when it is full, you immediately commit suicide.
Last edited by dennys pawjob; 22 Nov, 2018 @ 5:50am
#9
chilly (Banned) 16 Dec, 2018 @ 5:09pm 
Stats:
-You have no chance of getting friends
+You can get anyone in jail
#10
Speer 9 May, 2020 @ 3:07am 
+50% damage from boomers
-50% damage to boomers
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