Where's Gordon's beer?

Plottwist: at the end of episode 2 when the advisor drops Gordon, he hits his head and falls into a coma and will only by woken up when episode 3 is released.

Plottwist: Gordon drank a lot of beer and started hallucinating.

his hallucination was a bunch of game credits.

Plottwist: Gman gave gordon beer in the stasis so he wouldnt be lonely, so he got drunk and when released from stasis, he went on a murderous rampage killing every combine in sight. The rebels gave him cars and weapons, to help kill the combine, but gordon didnt want to use anything but his trusty crowbar, so the rebels and combine set up trap weapons (when u step on them they jump in your inventory) so gordon had to use weapons aswell... he was sad. In episode 2 he ate mushrooms in the white forest (cuz it made him hallucionate happy things, but it backfired and the mushrooms in white forest made him hallucionate sad things like eli's death, losing the race to dog, etc) so in episode 3 gordon will wake up from his concussion and realise it was all a dream and he was sitting in black mesa drinking beer with Barnie. And episode 3 will be called "Beer simulator" with no alien invasions, no 7 hour wars, no magic(except when they get drunk again)

PLOTTWIST: gordon stepped out the door of black mesa and broke his legs and has been stuck there forever

no, half-life 3 is coming out have you seen it?

it may take a while for it to be finished

and they are using much smarter combines that learn from your moves. Like in Hello Neighbor

They use deep learning AI on NEAT.

no half life 3 is about gordon fixing his broken legs and getting a Coffee

Holy.

Originally posted by Gaben "box" '#ripinternet:

*throws crowbar and kills gordon*

I heard Half Life 3 got cancelled because Gordon's voice actor died, and they were grieving over him and didn't wanna replace him

But Gordon was voiced by the same actor as Chell in the Portal?

OMG Portal 3 cancelled