Team Fortress 2

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The Lounger's Linens
Dratbil 31 Jul, 2019 @ 10:04pm
how is this thing fireproof
???
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Muhai  [developer] 31 Jul, 2019 @ 10:53pm 
Just don't ask questions.
Bonk Nickeltoon  [developer] 31 Jul, 2019 @ 11:29pm 
Originally posted by Dratbil:
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Our top scientists made sure that the material used in this robe could not be set on fire, and that it withstood every test given to ensure 100% flame-proof quality.

Ok, I lied. We really don't know how this robe is fireproof. It just is.
Enderspoons 1 Aug, 2019 @ 1:10am 
Asbestos.

Pyro's suit is made of asbestos. Logically, so is his bathrobe.

Somehow, he/she/it hasn't died of asbestos poisoning after all these years.
Yakuza Merkitzi 1 Aug, 2019 @ 1:17am 
Anything pyro wears in TF2 Is fireproof. even a wool sweater.
Last edited by Yakuza Merkitzi; 1 Aug, 2019 @ 1:18am
Sabani 1 Aug, 2019 @ 1:40am 
Originally posted by Dratbil:
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Because Pyro is already HOT! You can't burn something that already is burning.
Last edited by Sabani; 1 Aug, 2019 @ 1:40am
Ezoc™ 1 Aug, 2019 @ 3:14am 
Oh Your Right
cooper 1 Aug, 2019 @ 10:03am 
Originally posted by Dratbil:
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how is the sweet smissmas sweater fireproof
Muhai  [developer] 1 Aug, 2019 @ 10:08am 
Dont forget about the north pole fleece
Kiwi Stranger 1 Aug, 2019 @ 10:20am 
Why expect logic in nuTF2? For a long time now, hats have been ebin maymays instead of logical things keeping with the 60s mercenary aesthetic.
Y'all know 'bout fire blankets right, probably using that as fabric.
Phantasmal 1 Aug, 2019 @ 10:59am 
it just works
Muhai  [developer] 1 Aug, 2019 @ 12:22pm 
"Now that is what gaming is all about" -Bullyhunter
manic 1 Aug, 2019 @ 1:32pm 
This is TF2.
hedgehog PUG 1 Aug, 2019 @ 1:40pm 
Originally posted by Enderspoons:
Asbestos.

Pyro's suit is made of asbestos. Logically, so is his bathrobe.

Somehow, he/she/it hasn't died of asbestos poisoning after all these years.

So are you saying that Pyro could just be Valve's version of Asbestos lady from the 90s Marvel comics if he/she/it is female? Asbestos Lady did die from asbestos poisoning tho. Could Pyro be some sort of creature that is immune to the effects of Asbestos?
ENA 友 1 Aug, 2019 @ 2:34pm 
wonder if some legend is gonna make a fempyro version of this
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