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Obamium
Recovered Documents
Post recovered documents here. This one is from August 2019 and is fully recovered, though some information may be outdated.

Barak-Husseinium or, in Layman's Terms, Obamium is a rare mineral pro-dominantly found within the rural mountains of Honolulu, Hawaii. It's rarity has made it a sought after resource by many world nations; however, due to it's location being within United States territory they hold a majority of the Obamium stockpile. Thanks to the West Virginia Board of Scientific Directors (WVBSD) it has been deduced that:

A. Obamium is, in fact, made out of Obama.

B. Obamium is very durable and can only be negatively affected by the impact force of high-
yield explosives.

C. Obamium is not a living organism. (a theory postulated by Dr. McBasketball, lead
researcher at the Obamium Research Facility in Honolulu)

Here are some other observations from our researchers.

Dr. W. Virginia, one of our lead scientists and one of the first to discover Obamium, has found that ‘Obamium is indeed made of obama.’ Another one of his findings was that ‘Obamium is very durable, though large explosions will destroy it.’

Dr. James has stated ‘I discovered that it is very heavy and I can't pick it up.’ He also discovered that it was fireproof but the document has been lost to time because of his untimely assassination in late 2019.

BardiX (a rich citizen who bought a pound of Obamium) showed the WVBSD that if thrown hard enough Obamium could be used as a weapon, implying that it could be useful for the advancement of weaponry.

Dr. Farm has discovered that ‘Obamium can survive a nuclear blast, meaning that Obamium could likely be used for crafting a heat-resistant space probe.’ This was later debunked by Dr. Liam (A.K.A Dr. S2005) saying that ‘only some forms of Obamium that are extra dense can survive high-yield explosions. The most common Obamium is not dense enough to survive a nuclear blast. The sample you must've tested on was most likely one of the much rarer dense samples that can survive during much more extreme conditions.’ This statement has some researchers question if Obamium is not a single type of mineral but a group of varying types of it.

7a has made a list of different effects of Obamium on objects.

‘I have observed Obamium, in my case with a medium-low density, has weak spots. The center of the front is one weak spot I have observed. If you shoot through the center of the front of the Obamium, you get a trail of where the bullet has been. https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/profiles/76561198252798028/screenshot/794243901911746339

‘If you shoot the Obamium on the 'spike' where the edges meet at the top, you don't get this same trail. Has anyone observed this before?
https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/profiles/76561198252798028/screenshot/794243901911744999


‘I suspect it may be because of the low density that the molecules inside the Obamium are weakened in certain spots.

Apparently if you keep Obamium for a long time in a high place like the top of a tower, it will either turn into a wireframe mesh shape, low-carat gold or ice. https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/profiles/76561198252798028/screenshot/794243901911785671

All of these except the wireframe mesh will turn any plastic it is touching into whatever it has turned into.’

7a also poses a question: https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/profiles/76561198252798028/screenshot/794243901911895670
‘Also, Obamium here is in a nitrogen atmosphere and an anti-gravity room. It seems to be forming golden crystal structures. Does anyone know what they might be made of? Maybe we found a new Obamium compound.’

Dr. TM64G stated ‘I tried to run a few tests on it, and I have come to the conclusion that it is ink-resistant and putting it into an object causes the object to look like Obama.
I now have an Obama Box.’

Here is a list of smaller details collected by researchers:

Obamium is not edible.
Obamium is shaped like a square-based pyramid.
Obamium may potentially be used as an energy source as it has shown experience with oil during its formation. (Note: This may not be true as no scientists has a way to prove this currently.)
Obanium floats in water.
When rubbing 2 samples of Obamium together, it creates a noticeable amount of electricity.
Obamium seems to contain a red liquid similar to blood. It is unknown what this actually is, but it is in the deep center of the Obamium and can only be revealed with explosions and high impact forces.
Because Obamium is not a living creature it can survive the extreme conditions of the killbox.

Here are some of our most important researchers:
Dr. McBasketBall: First to find Obamium
Dr. W. Virginia: A Lead Scientist
(Dr.) 7a: Conducted many dangerous experiments

This is an important message by the Chief Of Resource Management:
Dear fellow researchers:
it has come to my attention that many unprofessional tests have taken place. Please remember that Obamium is very rare and LIMITED resource. We don't want to destroy it by mistake (remember the fiasco of Dr. Harvey Oswald mixing JFKennedium with Bulletium even after Bulletium was proven unsafe by Dr. Wilkes Booth by mixing it with Lincolnium). Remember we are professionals. Any other such test to take place will end up with severe punishment for the responsible researcher (up to and including termination depending on the tests results)
-Chief Of Resource Management

OBAMIUM:

Element: OB
Element #: 119
Contents: Obama; strange red liquid (blood?); Oil (?)
Fireproof: Y
Inkproof: Y
Conductive: Y (When rubbed together)
Sinks: N
Shape: Square-Based Pyramid
Edible: N
Can Form: Gold Objects; Frozen Objects; Golden Crystals (Under Certain Circumstances); Obama-looking objects
Weak Spots: Center Of Front

FORMS:
BASIC
GOLD
ICE
MESH
GOLDEN CRYSTAL (?)
(There are also stronger versions of Obamium)
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menace to society 6 Jul, 2021 @ 10:48pm 
thank u for preserving this important information
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