Shadow the Hedgehog’s a b-itch a-ss mother f-ucker. He p-issed on my f-ucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog f-uckin' quilly d-ick out and he p-issed on my f-ucking wife, and he said his d-ick was "THIS BIG." And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com: "Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small d-ick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller." And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He f-ucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna F-UCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER P-ISS. Except I’m not gonna p-iss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m p-issing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I P-ISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the p-iss d r o p l e t s hit the f-ucking earth, now get out of my f-ucking sight before I p-iss on you too!