+ Causes the second coming of Goat Jesus
+ 10% chance to make a persons eyes melt when they look at it
+ If Heavy gets his hands on it, he will become dictator of Hawaii
- Every time you shoot somebody, you hear Spy's snort http://tf2wiki.net/ww/images/c/cd/Spy_laughlong01.wav at the 4 second mark
- I AM THE DANGER
- 30% chance to be killed by Freddy Fazbear every time you snap your fingers