DPS Boost
== Lasts for 60 seconds.
- x1.7 Damage.
- x0.7 Tear delay.
Luck Boost
== Lasts for 60 seconds.
- +5 Luck
Ultra Boost
== Lasts for 40 seconds.
- +0.25 Speed.
- +3.5 Range.
- x0.9 Tear Delay.
- x1.3 Damage.
- +3 Luck.
Hydrophobic Fluid
== Lasts for 60 seconds.
- Repels enemy projectiles away from you.
Liquid Luck
== Lasts for 60 seconds.
- Doubles room rewards.
Hungry Goop
== Lasts for 25 seconds.
- Prevent contact damage.
- Deals 3 times the contact damage you would've received, back to the target (excluding bosses).
Aphrodisiac
== Lasts for 40 seconds.
- Revives killed enemies as friends.
Grease
== Lasts for 50 seconds.
- Shoots 3 additional zit tears in all directions.

DPS Dampener
== Lasts for 60 seconds.
- x0.75 Damage,
- x1.3 Tear Delay.
Luck Dampener
== Lasts for 60 seconds.
- -5 Luck.
Antimagnetic Fluid
== Lasts for 50 seconds.
- Enemies will slightly repel player tears.
Greed Genes
== Lasts for 35 seconds.
- All enemies look like coins.
Muscle Suppressor
== Lasts for 50 seconds.
- The player will now only be able to shoot in the direction he's walking.
- If the player stands still, he can shoot normally.
Diuretic
== Lasts for 40 seconds.
- 25% of tears fired will not spawn.

Macropsic Genes
== Lasts for 50 seconds.
- All tears and projectiles double in size.
Micropsic Genes
== Lasts for 50 seconds.
- All tears and projectiles halve in size.
Vampiric Blood
== Lasts for 50 seconds.
- Every kill restores 1/2 red heart.
- You lose 1/2 red heart every 10 seconds.
Nitroglycerin
== Lasts for 30 seconds.
- All tears become explosive.
- Tears get a 2x damage multiplier.
- You get no invulnerability against explosions.
Bone Hurting Juice
== Lasts for 60 seconds.
- The player receives double damage from all sources.
- On taking damage, shoot out 12 bones that deal 3x the player's damage.
Methamphetamines
== Lasts for 50 seconds.
- Your stats get randomized (within a range) every 5 seconds.

Super-Magnetic Fluid
== Lasts for 50 seconds.
- Gives the player a strong homing effect on all tears.
Gold Rush
== Lasts for 20 seconds.
- All enemies (without a parent) drop coins on death.
Electrolytes
== Lasts for 40 seconds.
- Tears fired have a 50% chance of duplicating.

Ultra Dampener
== Lasts for 40 seconds.
- -0.25 Speed.
- -3.5 Range.
- x1.1 Tear Delay.
- x0.85 Damage.
- -3 Luck.
Hydrophilic Fluid
== Lasts for 60 seconds.
- Enemy projectiles will slightly home into the player.
Liquid Misery
== Lasts for 60 seconds.
- Halves room rewards.
Starving Goop
== Lasts for 50 seconds.
- Attracts all enemies in the room.
- Enemies that deal contact damage, will be consumed on touch.
- Does not prevent contact damage.
Antaphrodisiac
== Lasts for 50 seconds.
- Enemies become immune to charm.
- Enemies get x1.5 HP on spawn.