My grandfather died and his funeral was held last week. I went to the funeral with my entire family at the chapel, who were all mourning for his death except for me. I never met nor came in contact with my grandfather so naturally I did not show much remorse. We arrived at the chapel and was forced to listen to a 2 hour long speech given by the priest. He talked how he was going to be in heaven and such. I did not care because i'm an atheist. I got really bored and started to think about the recent movie I watched, Morbius. It was a marvelous masterpiece which sold over 420 morbillion(420,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000) tickets in the US alone. my morbenis was really hard when I thought of the scene where Dr. Michael Mobius said the legendary line "it's morbin time" and morbed all over the bad guys. I went to the corner, pulled out my morbenis and started morbing furiously. To my surprise, nobody noticed me. I morbed for 20 minutes straight. Without warning, the priest noticed me and he yelled at me. Everyone turned around and saw my giant colossal behemoth morbenis in my hand and a steaming pile of my wet, hot morb in the floor. They were very angry and disgusted by my morbing at a funeral. I was kicked and evicted from the chapel and was locked into my room by my parents for 2 days without water or food. I was furious at these disgraceful non-morbers and using my inner morbius powers I was able to bust the lock and break out of the room. I morbed all over everyone in my household after. Now I am in prison for apparently committing first degree "public indecency", "murder" and "assault". Reddit, AITA?