I'm a Modder that means I make Mods,

Not mods like Project Altirus, WW2 Mods and Mutators, cause that would
fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy,

I make Outdated Mods,

For instance, how am I gonna make a Mod be added on the
Most Popular Category when Sofa drops another Quality Mod?

The Answer? Make Mods,

and if that don't work, Make Mod Collaborations,

like this Mod I made, Modeled by me, Modded by Supa,

and you best Hope, Its not gonna have a Golden Unicorn award.