Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

Dispense-A-Punch 2000
what if it lowered all your stats but you regen health and ammo?
i feel like these would be good stats:
-33.3% health
-30% damage
-20% move speed
+7 health per second
+5 bullets a second
+3 health to close teammates a second
+2 bullets to close teammates a second