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The Joris Experience
Some more Joris Ideas I came up with while watching Mr. Streamers newest video
There are some good ones in here

Square Joris (Because a round one is not enough)
Darth Joris (Has Asthma)
Joris with unlimited power! (Just like Palpatine. Teeming with lightning. Unfortunately his unlimited power is useless, because people can just walk up to him, pick him up and throw him in a hole)
Digital Joris (Someone accidentally put him in a digital storage unit and now he has glitches)
Insect Joris (Drops insect Jelly once in a while)
Ma'Joris (Has a Fedora and a Katana)
Invisible Joris (Has no sprite/texture)
Amoeba Joris (slightly translucent, walks very slowly using his pseudopods)
Fractal Joris (This one is finite in volume, but has an infinite surface area, making it very good at producing wool - which sucks because it's very edgy)
He who must not be Jor'd (No nose. Old, dark wizard-joris that marches the marshes in order to find and kill that one baby that beat him in an arm wrestling match so hard, that he Joris blacked out)
The Joris who has a Grudge (Looks like the ghost girl in The Grudge)
The Joris who comes out of the Telli (Iooks like the girl in The Ring. Is friends with The Joris who has a Grudge)
Who's Joris (Was once friends with the Doctor)
Josus (Looks like Jesus and preaches constantly until someone stabs him)
Green Joris (Lives his Life in a way that leaves no carbon footprint. Likes Smokeweed and Psychoid tee)
Psychic Joris (Has a negative mood effect because he's getting pestered by Japanese ghosts, that only he can see)
Flat Joris (Comes from a two-dimensional Universe. Can not be seen when viewed from the side)
Joris that gives no Fs (Is just an edgy teenager)
Carbon Joris (Has a Stack in his neck that saves his consciousness. If the Sleeve dies, the Stack can be implanted in another Sleeve, essentially making him Immortal. As long as he has the money for a new Sleeve)
Joris. Interlinked. (This Joris is a highly advanced Jordroid. Hunts other Jordroids in the name of the Law, in order to avoid destruction. Very gloomy.)
Broris (Is just a total bro, you know. Like, damn. Always has your back. His incredible bro-ness helps other bros hook up girls. (Fertility bonus))
Pop-culture Joris (Constantly makes funny remarks related to 21th century pop-culture that nobody understands anymore)
Fission Joris (His biology is identical to that of a Fission Mouse. Does have a couple more fissions, though)
Uncle Joris (Gives you beer even though you aren't old enough. Might touch you in weird places)
Streamer Joris (Makes all his money by playing video games and streaming it online. Can not survive in the wild)
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Azraile 22 May, 2021 @ 10:54am 
Here some of mine:

Joris Jostar (could have an ability that summons a joris stand)
Photo Realistic Joris (nomal Joris, just has Image of a real polar bear)
Cosmic Power Joris (similar stats to biblicaly acurate joris is just the outline of a joris with some nebula or star field kinda like this guy https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Eternity_(Multiverse) )
N e g a Joris (an evil black bear =p or a photo negitive of joris)
Junky Joris (Joris but with high drug dependancy or likelyness to go for the drugs... to the point it would be hard to keep him from ODing)
Steam Punk Joris (mechanical one of brass, glass, and steam power)
Jorisbjørn (armored polar bear, golden compus reference)

Also it would be nice to see a patch for the genetic rim XD

So you could have Joris' for all the genetic rim DNA's

Cuthulian Joris' and megaaspider Joris could be fun
Last edited by Azraile; 22 Jun, 2021 @ 11:18pm
anderis8 7 Jun, 2021 @ 3:26pm 
I don't know if I missed the train already but I've had this idea of Jorry Potter. I guess it's not hard to imagine what I mean. A Jorris with glasses and a lightning-shaped scar, possibly with Gryffindor colour clothes/fur and some kind of magic based abilities. I don't know what's possible/feasible to code in terms of abilities but an ability to disarm a pawn would be the greatest thing I can imagine, for original Harry's favourite combat spell Expelliarmus.
MisterBucketHead 8 Jun, 2021 @ 9:57am 
it would be cool tp see a yautja (predator) joris
Lost Turtle 1 Jul, 2021 @ 10:30pm 
Jedi Master Joda (A small green Joris with long pointy ears and walks with a cane)
tridecanol 25 Dec, 2021 @ 8:46am 
Michael Joris: Flipped Art (Moonwalks everywhere), shades, hat and a single glittery paw
Killerkitty641 28 Jan, 2022 @ 5:52pm 
I got one:
Joris Bonson - a much more direct reference to the political figure Jorisis are based off of. Has some snazzy yellow hair, and always seems to get support from people even when it's proved to be morally bankrupt.
The jorminator: a cyjorg (part joris, part machine) sent back in time by the powerful ai persona jo-net to kill sarah jonnor to stop her son from thwarting the destruction of the joris race.
Glorp 23 Nov, 2022 @ 2:45pm 
What ever happened to the 30 Joris’ from the Christmas series. Will those ever be added?
The Beast 1 May, 2023 @ 2:27am 
grass toucher joris
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