[HOMER'S CAR PULLS UP TO SNEED'S FEED & SEED]

CHUCK : Well well, look at the city slicker pullin' up in his fancy german car.
HOMER : This car was made in Guatemala.
SNEED : Well pardon us, Mister Gucci loafers.
HOMER : I bought these shoes from a hobo!
CHUCK : Well la-di-da Mister park avenue man-i-cure.
HOMER : I'm sorry I believe in good grooming.

[HOMER ENTERS SNEED'S FEED & SEED]

OLD MAN SNEED : Teh, you're not gonna grow nothin' on the ol' Simpson place, that's why your daddy abandoned it!
HOMER : Oh, what do you know?
OLD MAN SNEED : We-hell, I know your soil pH is up around 9.6 and you need a 7 to 8 max.
HOMER : Oh, that's just superstition!

[HOMER BEGINS SCOOPING WHAT IS ASSUMED TO BE SEEDS]

HOMER : You watch me, I'll grow something out there!
OLD MAN SNEED : Not if you're planting gummy bears.

[REVEAL THAT HOMER IS SCOOPING GUMMY BEARS]

HOMER : D'oh!

[HOMER POURS THE GUMMY BEARS INTO HIS MOUTH AND CHEWS]

[END SCENE]