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Vacuum Packed Lunch
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76561198121716965 22 Apr, 2014 @ 3:21am
Joke Stats
Hey guys write some funny things about this PRECIOUS sandvich.
My idea: +100% Pootis chance when eating in space.
-No random Pootis.
Last edited by ShooterStabber; 29 Dec, 2015 @ 3:09am
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mario eh eh eh 22 Apr, 2014 @ 3:27am 
it cant have stats its a misc just saying :maaad:
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76561198121716965 22 Apr, 2014 @ 3:30am 
Originally posted by skillfull:
it cant have stats its a misc just saying :maaad:
Did you even read?
#2
STM32F207IG 22 Apr, 2014 @ 12:28pm 
Extends Shelf Life by 60%
No random crits
#3
Ethosaur 22 Apr, 2014 @ 10:13pm 
+reduced cooldown on spamming dispenser, when equipped you can constantly spam x5.
#4
76561198121716965 23 Apr, 2014 @ 3:14am 
Guys,I just made this for joke,I think you are taking this seriously :P
#5
flan 23 Apr, 2014 @ 9:46am 
Originally posted by GenGeneral_Pootis PAO!:
Guys,I just made this for joke,I think you are taking this seriously :P
Don't worry, they got the joke - they're just making some of their own
#6
BriefcaseCat 24 Apr, 2014 @ 6:13am 
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#7
Reginald Yacht 24 Apr, 2014 @ 2:49pm 
+ Will protect the sadvich from anything, even nuclear blasts.
- Permanantly locked shut.
#8
Captain Capitalism 25 Apr, 2014 @ 8:38am 
+the sandwich will turn in to toast when not used for 60 secounds
+faster speed for heavy
-half the hp healed
-1 hp down per secound because he ate the toast hot x3
#9
They Call Me Jack 26 Apr, 2014 @ 11:52am 
Eating takes 3X as long
After eating, heavy roars and fires death tsar laser
Disintegrates all life and buildings within 30 meter radius
Can only be refilled from spawn
#10
Violex 27 Apr, 2014 @ 2:16am 
+ Sandvich is safe from aliens
- Attracts aliens
#11
ave 27 Apr, 2014 @ 3:08am 
+When eaten disables gravity for 20 seconds
-Cannot heal you like the normal sandvich
-When thrown on the ground with right click,it will float around
Last edited by ave; 27 Apr, 2014 @ 3:09am
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Resident Witch Guy 27 Apr, 2014 @ 3:29am 
99.9.9% chance of sandvich exploding on death
#13
a cosmonaut 27 Apr, 2014 @ 3:41am 
+ when tossed turns into sputnik and reveals the location of enemies through walls
- 10% longer recharge time
#14
Aceblade 27 Apr, 2014 @ 3:49am 
+ Has a 100% chance of finding the portal to The Land of Pootis
- You become a Pootis Bird


*poker face*
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