Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

Mechanic's Mop
stats
because every misc, hat, weapon, or anything, requires stats.

+50% chance of lung cancer
-50$ because you spent it on smokes.
+75% epicness
Last edited by Krel zhe Partially Insane Medic; 18 May, 2014 @ 1:13pm
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Kiwi Stranger 18 May, 2014 @ 1:28pm 
Engi smoking? I think not.
Exactly what i thought. i saw this and went "Can we get a version.. without.. the ciggarrete?" We texans dont smoke. not in the stereotype anyway, closest we come may be a flaming straw of wheat or grass though i guess that would be.. SMOKING WEED. *badu tsh*
GPerMer 18 May, 2014 @ 1:32pm 
What about cigars?
I dont think they had those either back in the wild wild west...
GPerMer 18 May, 2014 @ 1:36pm 
Well, this is sorta a modern theme, but they had ciggarretes?
i dont think so. and the texan stereotype is POW POW REVOLVER YEE HAW COWBOY HAT SPURS I LOVE HORSES YIPPIE KAI AY Revolver AGAIN! WHIP ROPE THING YEE HAAAWWWW GET ALONG NOW DOGGIE, AINT AND MORE AINT!

Yeah. um.. just watch a "Western" film, you'll know the stereotype.
oh and dont forget the little straw of wheat in 'is mouth.
GPerMer 18 May, 2014 @ 1:40pm 
So, either a straw in the mouth, or a cigar(cause the ciggarrete is sorta used by the spy, but I guess you can still use it).
If your playing stereotype, THERE IS NO CIGAR. THERE IS A STRAW OF WHEAT OR HAY in his mouth.if your playing this item, yes a cigar makes more sense.
GPerMer 18 May, 2014 @ 1:43pm 
True, im playing for the item, not the stereotype. But hey, you made it, you can do what ever you want.
Last edited by GPerMer; 18 May, 2014 @ 1:44pm
*nod* and its up to valve if they add it. the ciggarette has been used by spy, (as you said) though. so... currently... i would say its not likely valve will add it.. then again.. its valve... Hats > weapons. so... i guess.. maybe it could.,. I DONT KNOW.

Edit:
Also, no i did not make this. donhonk and mr gibly made it.
Last edited by Krel zhe Partially Insane Medic; 18 May, 2014 @ 1:50pm
GPerMer 18 May, 2014 @ 1:45pm 
Valve should, its very nice and well made.
also, i just reread your post, I DID NOT make this. just built the discussion around a common running gag within the community.
GPerMer 18 May, 2014 @ 1:47pm 
wrong edit, sorry.
donhonk and mr gibly made this.
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