I can assure you that there are no legal or ethical repercussions for using Brian's Frog Cannon™ as the frog fired have no attached souls. They were all removed before being packed and shipped. We hope you have enjoyed our product and continue to use it worry free.

Thanks, Brian's Management.

To the esteemed CherryPantsMan,

I'm sorry to be a prude but the manner in your Q&A paragraph leaves some things to be desired. First of all, your oversight of the trademarking in the name of Brian's Frog Cannon™ may be seen as a deliberate attempt to slight the Froggy Goodness™ of the Frog Cannon™. Similarly, you used incorrect statistics (50 MPH is not the speed at which the frogs go at, they go at 80 MPH), and your spelling of "hurtling" as "hurdling" implies that it is a "hurdle" to get this mod and that it is highly difficult to use, which it is not. I feel that this should come to your attention so that you may, in later Q&A articles, cause less public outcry, as there have been several public protests about this paragraph already worldwide and people are crying out that it's slanderous words be taken off the internet. I am certain that you did not intend to gain this much notoriety, and I hope your previous Q&A paragraphs are met with much success!

From the esteemed,

Alexander the Greater

Superadmin on the C&C Server
English Major