I wrote these when I tried to add some descriptions myself, but failed because I know nothing about code:
"In debt with government.",
"Sex addict.",
"Frequent online purchase: Comic books.",
"Frequent online purchase: Manga.",
"Frequent online purchase: Hentai.",
"Frequent online purchase: Batteries.",
"Frequent online search: Porn.",
"Frequent online search: Rape.",
"Frequent online search: Incest.",
"Frequent online search: Tentacle Porn.",
"Takes walks in the afternoon",
"Recently finished college",
"Addicted to smoking",
"Runs a puppy mill",
"Won a gameshow",
"Faught in a big war",
"Recently became a parent",
"Masochistic",
"Is into BDSM",
"Is cheating on SO",
"Is racist",
"Reported missing 2 years ago",
"Recently report family member as missing",
"Addicted to cocaine",
"Hosts an internet podcast",
"V.I.P. at local club",
"Owns automatic weapons",
"Took improv lessons",

Has his sub his way

"School Shooting Suspect"

I think this one would work. "Frequent Forum Troll"

bill heffernam

"Lamda Labs worker"
"Janitor at local club"
"Recently divorced"
"Paranoid of aliens"
"Popular Redditor"
"Popular Tumblogger"
"Popular Youtuber"
"Popular Tweeter"
"Popular internet musician"
"Lives with parents"
"The real Slim Shady"
"Works at chain restruant"
"Frequents Reddit"
"Frequents Tumblr"
"Frequents Youtube"
"Frequents Twitter"
"GabeN Worshipper"
"Spent 2000+ USDs on STEAM"
"Freqents a Roleplay forum"
"Part of Alcoholic Anonymous"
"Abuses Sleeping medications"
"Abuses Painkillers"
"Abuses cough medications"
"Frequent online purchase: Dolls"
"Frequent online purchase: Action Figures"
"Frequent online purchase: Art"
"Professional home decorator"
"Professional PC gamer"
"Professional DnD player"

Aperture Science Worker

I came up with a few uh dark ones

Grass fetishst
Clown fetishst
Hair fetishst
Necrophilliac
Addicted to Marijuanna
Blood fetishst
Music fetishst
Frequent online searches: Torture porn
Frequent online searches: Gore

Guys, most citizens seem to look around 25 to 40 years of age. Try to think of something fitting, but add maybe one comedic thing or two.

"Owns firearm" (not automatic)
"Employee at ________" Use real life stores, generic stores, or HL2 themed stores
"CEO of __________" (Rare)
"Runs a family buisness"

Here are some criminality things.

Low criminality(1-15%)
"Jaywalker"
"Stayed out past curfew"

Moderate criminality(16-50%)
"Mugged a (wo)man."
"Counterfeits money."
"Discharged a firearm in public(No target)"
"Sex Offender"
"Pedophile"
"Drug Dealer"

High criminality(51-76%)
"Hacked an ATM recently"
"Has held hostages multiple times."
"Has murdered at least once."
"<WORD FOR SEXUALLY ASSAULTING SOMEONE WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT>."(Blocked by steam. You can figure it out. R. )

Extreme criminality(77-100%)
will show DANGER in red text above profile
"Serial Killer"
"Robbed a bank"
"Shot a government official"


And here's some more generic.

"Owns a <CAR TYPE, i.e. Honda, Chevy, etc.>"

Here's some occupations, try to match them up with the bio.

"Mechanic"
"Coffee shop employee"
"Bank teller"
"Supermarket Clerk"
"Waiter/Waitress"

" Also known as a professional Hacker, '<NAME>' "

Has been getting no sleep

Doctor Anale

PHD in School of Anale

Frequently steals children from foster care and eats them

Has two childern and is addicted to computer games.

"Likes the smell of bleach"
"Sexually attracted to musical instruments" - That was in WD, check my screens lol
"Collects tape"
"Tumblr addict"
"White Girl"
"Can't even"
"Always smelling a sharpie"
"Eats glue"
"Is not Chuck Norris, It's Just Chuck Testa"
"Avid eatter of cake, which isn't a lie"
"The cakes a lie"
"Frequent online searches: Nyan Cat"
"Frequent online searches: Car reviews"
"Sexually attracted to Whales"
"Online Pirate"
"Avid Garry's Mod player"
"Avid Steam user"
"Loves nice drives"
"Owns 3,872 types of Dildos"
"Road Rage"
"Computer Artist"
"Frequently purchases stuffed animals"
"Frequently plays Xbox Live: is doing your Mom"
"Loves reading fan-fiction"
"This ♥♥♥♥♥ has Herpies"

Those good? ^

"Got the "Addict" achievment on Garry's Mod"
"Went free from the Nova Prospekt jail"