+999999999% Firing speed
+999999999% Health
+999999999% Faster uber for medic who healing you
Taunt: Crits till death, and forever god mode.
On kill: Win the game
On kill: Become Unbannable
Alt-Fire: Become a valve employee, and get every item in the game, become the owner of every server, no clip through everything, get 1*10^999999999999999999 dollars every nanosecond, even if you're not online.
On death: Everyone but you get VAC banned because you mad.

-No random crits

Originally posted by Gira:

+999999999% Firing speed
+999999999% Health
+999999999% Faster uber for medic who healing you
Taunt: Crits till death, and forever god mode.
On kill: Win the game
On kill: Become Unbannable
Alt-Fire: Become a valve employee, and get every item in the game, become the owner of every server, no clip through everything, get 1*10^999999999999999999 dollars every nanosecond, even if you're not online.
On death: Everyone but you get VAC banned because you mad.

-No random crits

seems legitamate

Originally posted by ★ Pie Eater ★:

Originally posted by Gira:

+999999999% Firing speed
+999999999% Health
+999999999% Faster uber for medic who healing you
Taunt: Crits till death, and forever god mode.
On kill: Win the game
On kill: Become Unbannable
Alt-Fire: Become a valve employee, and get every item in the game, become the owner of every server, no clip through everything, get 1*10^999999999999999999 dollars every nanosecond, even if you're not online.
On death: Everyone but you get VAC banned because you mad.

-No random crits

seems legitamate

the no random crits makes it the worst weapon ive ever seen.

Originally posted by SxSFlyingSquirrelzz:

Originally posted by ★ Pie Eater ★:

seems legitamate

the no random crits makes it the worst weapon ive ever seen.

we dont need no crits when we can hit people faster than they can blink

I thnik it should be a reskin of the Japanese sign for pyro

+15% damage done.
On crit: Electrocutes enemy for 6 seconds*

-20% melee speed.
Wearer loses health upon entering water.

*Electrocution is basically just bleeding, except with +10% damage but only electrocutes enemy once every second.

maby
10 prosent less damige
but it burns

?

Should be a reskin for the regular pan.

Only it disintegrates enemies on kill. Just like the Cow Mangler and Pomson.

yeah

+80% Glowing Self illumination
-no random crits

+10 firing speed
+8 damage in water
+9 walkspeed on equip
-No random crits
-8 damage on land

Tell me what you think!

When a lethal Headshot is taken, survive the shot, but lose the pan. after 3 seconds, explode violently (just aesthetic, like the bombonomicon)

Can't work when in water *Jarate, Mad Milk, water, etc* +50% attack damage

Originally posted by iSmile02:

+15% damage done.
On crit: Electrocutes enemy for 6 seconds*

-20% melee speed.
Wearer loses health upon entering water.

*Electrocution is basically just bleeding, except with +10% damage but only electrocutes enemy once every second.

And like the boston basher if you miss you electrocute yourself