This version isn't as funny, in my opinion, but I tried to compensate by creating a more interesting progression.
gaterepair: chocolate
shiprepair: chocolate
outpostclue: chocolate
floran_mission1: chocolate
floran_mission2: spiky cookies
hylotl_mission1: chocolate
hylotl_mission2: reef cola
avian_mission1: chocolate
avian_mission2: candied corn
apex_mission1: chocolate
apex_mission2: banana ice cream
glitch_mission1: chocolate
glitch_mission2: nuts and bolts
destroyruin: teacup