Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

Vitals Vest
Ducky 5 Jul, 2014 @ 2:42pm
Stats?
Because a gun this good neads stats.
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Lunatine 5 Jul, 2014 @ 2:43pm 
On kill turns into llama
Survivor Of Many 5 Jul, 2014 @ 3:00pm 
Originally posted by Fuzy:
On kill turns into llama
totally
Dragonfeet 5 Jul, 2014 @ 5:59pm 
Why does everyone think that cosmetics have stats? :_:
Palanchi 5 Jul, 2014 @ 7:34pm 
+5000000000000000000000000000000000% sw3g
-nothing importnant becuse y010
Red Hoppin 5 Jul, 2014 @ 8:23pm 
How about Unusual Gaben with orbiting Earbills?
+9000 max HP cuz Gaben
(Half-life 3 confirmed)
50% more shine 100% more healthing power do you like it that ? :D
Misery 6 Jul, 2014 @ 3:01am 
Protects from one hit to the body of the sniper rifle or bow
Incoming bullets and explosions reduced by 25%
DPIA 6 Jul, 2014 @ 7:44am 
+50 HP
25% less damage taken from the torso (Bullets and melee)
+20% ammo for needle gun
-15% movement speed
Heal speed with Medi-Gun is sped up by 15%
Medkit pickups recover 10% less health
Health Regeneration is sped up by 25%
Wearer takes 25% more damage against explosives
Does not protect against Mini Crits, but reduces Critical hit damage to the torso by 25%
Last edited by DPIA; 6 Jul, 2014 @ 7:46am
Maalox 6 Jul, 2014 @ 9:37am 
On hit, makes Medic's penis bigger.
triple gringis 6 Jul, 2014 @ 10:18am 
♥♥♥ swag
triple gringis 6 Jul, 2014 @ 10:18am 
more ammo for the neeedlee gunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Uncle Vernon 6 Jul, 2014 @ 10:42am 
Goes in the tertiary weapon slot (so if you equip this, no bonesaw)

+25% balistics damage resistance
+10% blast damage resistance
+33% health increase
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-Takes 4 damage from afterburn instead of 3

The vest is slightly flammable
loomy 6 Jul, 2014 @ 5:06pm 
Originally posted by DuckLover5000:
Because a gun this good neads stats.
lol wut wheres the weapon in this vest? Other than syringes there are no weapons.
Last edited by loomy; 6 Jul, 2014 @ 5:07pm
donhonk  [developer] 6 Jul, 2014 @ 5:20pm 
lol
Scatman 6 Jul, 2014 @ 5:59pm 
you guys don't get that this whole thread is a joke
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