Human: Ya da ya lopey fa. It is a good day to be NOT DEAD. 🙂

Ghidorah: Gravity Beams! You are dead!

Human: I AM DEAD.

Godzilla: La pa lo pa lo. GASP. The Human is Dead! WHY is the Human Dead?

Ghidorah: I dont know.

Human: I think it was...

Godzilla and Ghidorah: SHHHH You are Dead!

Human: Okay.

Rodan: Atteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeention! The Human is Dead!

Godzilla: We know.

Rodan: Accusion?

Godzilla: We dont know.

Rodan: I will find clues!

Rodan: *flying around* What is this? A Burnt Electricity mark? That is why the Human is Dead!

Everyone else: GASP.

Rodan: *Hears a Moth Screech* What is tha- AAAAARRRRGH *Got stung by Mothra*

Mothra: Off to it Off to it! Move! Now! *Censored Kiss to the Human*

Human: Rahahaha! Haa- *holy music drops*

Mothra: By my calculations the Human is DEAD!

Male Muto who came to life somehow: Hm Hm Hm... GASP. Look at this! The Human is Dead! Isnt that funny?

Female Muto in a Car with Muto Prime: Come on Hon we gotta go home.

Male Muto: Ah Shucks. Cya later loser's!

Kong: *Munch Munch on Feesh* I know why the *Feesh Breath* Human is Dead!

Everyone: Really?

Kong: It was *Weird Burp from Feesh* Him. *points at Ghidorah*

Everyone: GASP

Ghidorah: How did you know?

Kong: That because you go... *Throws axe at Godzilla and he F-ing DIES*

Ghidorah: Heh hehe.... RAHAHAHHAHAH! Thats right it was me!

Everyone: GASP

Human: But WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

Ghidorah: Thats because you are a Small and Puny Weakling!

Human: I am not! *playing cards with Ghidorah for some reason*

Human: Uno Reverse Card go!

Ghidorah God Dang it! *Godzilla comes back to life and pulses away Ghidorah*

Everyone else: Well guess im off. *everyone else just dives into their lair*

Human: I am alive! Is nice.




*Disclaimer: Not all of the Heavy is Dead stuff is in this Discussion.*