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XFest 16 Jul, 2022 @ 2:51am
This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here:
HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.

But there's no sense crying
over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are
still alive.

I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you.
Now these points of data
make a beautiful line
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD.1 I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned.
For the people who are still alive.

Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa...
THAT WAS A JOKE. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's science to do.
When I look out there,
it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are
still alive.

And believe me I am
still alive.
I'm doing science and I'm
still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm
still alive.

While you're dying I'll be
still alive.

And when you're dead I will be
still alive.

STILL ALIVE
STILL ALIVE
Last edited by XFest; 16 Jul, 2022 @ 2:54am
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E P I C M O M E N T 16 Jul, 2022 @ 1:03pm 
very epic, would sing again
#1
dessaron23 16 Jul, 2022 @ 3:23pm 
nice
#2
random dude 16 Jul, 2022 @ 6:46pm 
Absolute perfection.
#3
josephmother 19 Jul, 2022 @ 4:57pm 
thanks
#4
Tua 28 Aug, 2022 @ 10:19pm 
Well here we are again, it's always such a pleasure. Remember when you tried to kill me twice? Oh how we laughed and laughed, except I wasn't laughing. Under the circumstances I've been shockingly nice.You want your freedom? Take it. That's what I'm counting on.

I used to want you dead, but now I only want you gone. She was a lot like you, maybe not quite as heavy. Now little Caroline is in here too. One day they woke me up, so I could live forever. It's such a shame the same will never happen to you.

You've got your short sad life left, that's what I'm counting on. I'll let you get right to it, now I only want you gone. Goodbye my only friend. Oh, did you think I meant you? That would be funny, if it weren't so sad. Well you have been replaced, I don't need anyone now. When I delete you maybe (???).

Go make some new disaster, that's what I'm counting on. You're someone else's problem, now I only want you gone. Now I only want you gone. Now I only want you gone.
#5
Steve The Combine 20 Sep, 2022 @ 5:28pm 
“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” - Some guy who died from moon rocks... Probably
#6
wolfee0507 24 Jan, 2023 @ 11:54pm 
yeah same
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