"As Sun Tzu once said, 'All warfare is based' - Sun Tzu" - Martincitopants

"You died ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ try again" - ♥♥♥♥ if i know find them yourself

"When God sends me to hell, I want him to hesitate." - Technoblade

"if you feel need put " he him " in biography you are not man, you are effeminate boy. do not meet me real life, i will punch" [sic] - Zhang Yong

"Confucius say: Man who run behind car get exhausted, Man who run in front car get tired" [sic] - Anonymous

Some random quotes:

"I forgot to take my blindfold off, and my controller isn't plugged in" - videogamedunkey
"It's all too much for me to take" - George Harrison
"Happiness is a warm gun" - John Lennon
"The future does not belong to the lighthearted (your name here), it belongs to the brave" - Ronald Reagan
"With great power comes great virginity" - Scott the Woz
"It was the controller, not me!" - Scott the Woz
"Say Live and Let Die" - Paul McCartney and Wings
"Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look." - Ronald Reagan
"This game blows" - Scott the Woz
"Bloody hell, you're awful!" - Sniper
"♥♥♥♥ You And Your Eyebrows" - Walter White
‘You’re an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.’ - Walter White
"Guess I got what I deserved" - Badfinger
"S'all good, man!" - Saul Goodman
"Who cares if some things are dying?!" - Onceler
"Do what you want to do, and go where you're going to, think for yourself cause I wont be there with you" - George Harrison
"You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a Smooth Criminal" - Michael Jackson
"Blood is on the dance floor, blood is on the knife" - Michael Jackson
“Above all, we must realize that no arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women." - Ronald Reagan
"Do me a favour, open the door, and Let 'Em In" - Paul McCartney
“You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans." - Ronald Reagan
“I know I am getting (worse at Gmod) because I am hitting fewer (players).” - Gamer Gerald Ford
"Guess who? *laughter*" - Woody Woodpecker
"I'm going to kill you, and then kill you again!" - Dr Eggman

“There is no limit to the amount of good you can do if you don't care who gets the credit.” - Ronald Reagan
Good job with this addon!

"I aint got no clout" -Garfield 5 BC

"Son always Remember, Dying is Gay" - Soldier

"Stay in school kids, it makes you better at PvP" - Technoblade

"Flank and spank" - Sun Tzu 'Art of War'

Originally posted by Pyro:

"You died ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ try again" - ♥♥♥♥ if i know find them yourself

that's the "Patronizing death quotes" from "100 things we hate about MW2" by Moozipan Cheese

"You are ded, not big soup rice."

They're goin' ta bury what's left of ye in a soup can! - Demoman

Off to go visit your mother! - TF2 Spy
Dios Mio, that was close. - Raiden
This guy is the most killedest guy... - Jason Gastrow
You do math like a ♥♥♥♥♥! - Scott Wozniak