Here is an Example:
kill_lines.txt:
Are we there yet?
I need more coffee!
Pow! You are dead!
Nope!
Boink!
Notice!
I sniped the sniper!
THIS IS SPARTA!
I'm just that good at this game!
Your a FAT! *insert maniacal laughter here*
Kaboom!
*insert funny joke here*
Nope.avi moment!
AMONGUS!
This is my world, you are not welcome in my world!
You are dead no big suprise!
Rip!
This thing ain't on autopilot son!
You are like a car crash in slow motion, its like i'm watching you fly through a windshield!
Can a charger charge my Iphone?
Jockeys are so annoying!
Why are we still here, just to suffer!
Bonk!
LMG PRO!
That's what i'm talking about!
Great team effort everyone!
Epic!
Nice shooting people!
Watch out!
Here they come!
Go Go Go, keep shooting!
Don't stop shooting!
Open Fire!
EAT LEAD!
Whats worse, a tank or a teamkiller?
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.

I specifically stopped at 69 lines :3

We're almost there right?
I need more Molotovs!
Boop!
Nope!
Pfffft
Noice!
I sniped the idiot!
THIS IS TOO MUCH!
I'm sure we just killed that guy...and that guy...
YOU'RE FAT
Kaboom!
Another one down!
Yay I got one!
It's dead right?!
This is my world, and only large bewbs belong in my world!
Stop aliving!
Rip!
I like this gun
A nice bullet massage cures all.
Take a ♥♥♥♥!
Sandy is so annoying!
Why won't you just give up?!
Bonk!
I'M SO GOOD AT THIS
That's what i'm talking about!
Great team effort everyone!
Epic!
Nice shooting people!
Watch out!
Here they come!
Go Go Go, keep shooting!
Don't stop shooting!
Open Fire!
KEEP UNALIVING THEM!
Whats worse, a tank or a witch?
Fire! Fire! Fire!
Lol
Stop living.
Buh bye zim zam!
Another to my kill count~
This is why we can't have nice things.
You suck. Now stop attacking us.
For my friends!
If this doesn't get me laid nothing will
Shootshootshootshootshootshootshoot
Kill it! Kill it! KILL IT!
Die
Lion's Barrage!
I think I'm winning in kill count!
Did it drop a body pillow?
That blood splatter looks like a penis!
STOP ATTACKING ME FROM BEHIND
Keeeeeel!
You guys heard about a thing called a "Leaker"?
Yes!
I swear I shot him like 5 times!
Do you think this will end someday?
I wonder who these people were...
Do you think mutating hurts?
I'm so glad we have guns
Careful!!
Meow!
Nya!
You ever wonder if these things can starve to death?
No!
Is this better or worse than just a nuke...?
I miss sleeping in...
Some more over here!
Keep going! We're not dying here!!

Originally posted by ルエンハイド:

I specifically stopped at 69 lines :3

We're almost there right?
I need more Molotovs!
Boop!
Nope!
Pfffft
Noice!
I sniped the idiot!
THIS IS TOO MUCH!
I'm sure we just killed that guy...and that guy...
YOU'RE FAT
Kaboom!
Another one down!
Yay I got one!
It's dead right?!
This is my world, and only large bewbs belong in my world!
Stop aliving!
Rip!
I like this gun
A nice bullet massage cures all.
Take a ♥♥♥♥!
Sandy is so annoying!
Why won't you just give up?!
Bonk!
I'M SO GOOD AT THIS
That's what i'm talking about!
Great team effort everyone!
Epic!
Nice shooting people!
Watch out!
Here they come!
Go Go Go, keep shooting!
Don't stop shooting!
Open Fire!
KEEP UNALIVING THEM!
Whats worse, a tank or a witch?
Fire! Fire! Fire!
Lol
Stop living.
Buh bye zim zam!
Another to my kill count~
This is why we can't have nice things.
You suck. Now stop attacking us.
For my friends!
If this doesn't get me laid nothing will
Shootshootshootshootshootshootshoot
Kill it! Kill it! KILL IT!
Die
Lion's Barrage!
I think I'm winning in kill count!
Did it drop a body pillow?
That blood splatter looks like a penis!
STOP ATTACKING ME FROM BEHIND
Keeeeeel!
You guys heard about a thing called a "Leaker"?
Yes!
I swear I shot him like 5 times!
Do you think this will end someday?
I wonder who these people were...
Do you think mutating hurts?
I'm so glad we have guns
Careful!!
Meow!
Nya!
You ever wonder if these things can starve to death?
No!
Is this better or worse than just a nuke...?
I miss sleeping in...
Some more over here!
Keep going! We're not dying here!!

Nice, I might add some of these to the default configuration.

When escape vehicles here:
Get To The Choppa!
Who last gay
GO GO GO
Yippee

"im starving "
"Don't let them come"
"cmon"
"Cover me pls"
"Notice"
"0_0"
"stop shootng me"
"Has anyone seen ammo?"
"gj"
"pills"
"*Tries to eat and shoot* XDddd"
"Get ready guys "
"HELP"
"dont stayw"
"DUDE DONT BE MAD"
"kill smoker"
"yea"
"You already dead... "
"gg"
"help!"
"This girl is cheating again, exorcise the demon )))"
"No way"
"Behind"
"...."
"Why are we still here?"
"no, that-that's your"
"LMAO"
"wwhat are u doing?"
"Great xD"
"Are they over?"
"Nice!!"
"+"
"cover"
"Here they come!"
"keep shooting"
"GO"
"Don't stop shooting"
"Thanks"
"save black fast"
"Whats worse, a bot or noob?"
"where are u running?"
"nope"
"careful"
"<333"
"safe black man!!!!!!"
"Meow"
"Nya!"
"You ever wonder if these things can starve to death?"
"No!"
"Is this better or worse than just a nuke?"
"I miss sleeping in..."
"Some more over here"
"Keep going! We r not dying here"
"Who is this noob? )"
"dont heal me"
"HEEELP"
"ASDASFFWEADWEQQWEQ"
"QWqewqwqeqdsad"
"This is my melee"
"no ty"

*UPDATED LIST WITH OVER 300 LINES SO FAR*

We're almost there right?
I need more Molotovs!
Boop!
Nope!
Pfffft
Noice!
I sniped the idiot!
THIS IS TOO MUCH!
I'm sure we just killed that guy...and that guy...
YOU'RE FAT
Kaboom!
Boom!
Another one down!
Yay I got one!
Got'em
Got'em!
It's dead right?!
This is my world, and only large bewbs belong in my world!
Stop aliving!
Rip!
I like this gun
A nice bullet massage cures all.
Take a ♥♥♥♥!
Sandy is so annoying!
Why won't you just give up?!
Bonk!
I'M SO GOOD AT THIS
That's what i'm talking about!
Great team effort everyone!
Epic!
Nice shooting people!
Watch out!
Here they come!
Go Go Go, keep shooting!
Don't stop shooting!
Open Fire!
KEEP UNALIVING THEM!
Whats worse, a Tank or a Witch?
Fire! Fire! Fire!
Lol
lol
Stop living.
Buh bye zim zam!
Another to my kill count~
This is why we can't have nice things.
You suck. Now stop attacking us.
For my friends!
If this doesn't get me laid nothing will
Shootshootshootshootshootshootshoot
Kill it! Kill it! KILL IT!
Die
I think I'm winning in kill count!
Did it drop a body pillow?
That blood splatter looks like a penis!
STOP ATTACKING ME FROM BEHIND
Keeeeeel!
You guys heard about a thing called a "Leaker"?
Yes!
I swear I shot him like 5 times!
Do you think this will end someday?
I wonder who these people were...
Do you think mutating hurts?
I'm so glad we have guns
Careful!!
Meow!
Nya!
You ever wonder if these things can starve to death?
No!
Is this better or worse than just a nuke...?
I miss sleeping in...
Some more over here!
Keep going! We're not dying here!!
Keeeel! Keeeeeeeel! KEEEEEEEEEEEEL!!
Oof!
I'm just gonna keep shooting and hope they stop moving
I could go for a pipe bomb right about now...
Never thought I'd WANT puke but here I am wanting it for these damn zombies!
Boom! Headshot!
Who the ♥♥♥♥ decided this route was a good idea!?
I regret ever leaving the safe room...
Stop stealing our oxygen you ♥♥♥♥♥!
How many people could've possibly lived here...?
Destroy all humans!!...wait...
Walking Dead is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TAME compared to this!
I feel like we might be outnumbered...
They puke when you shoot them, they puke when they stand around, and they puke ON YOU when they see you!
Can we STOP with the HITTING ME already!?
Commons! Why is it always the damn commons!!
WHO, THE ♥♥♥♥, decided these things need to lick you, puke on you, and spit on you!?
Did that charger just slap me with it's tiny arm!?
I still argue this is better for us than a Resident Evil apocolypse...
At least there is no "Ghost" infected...right?
How di- Nevermind just die
Does anything else wanna go wrong? Aliens? Demons? KAIJU!?
Maybe they just want a hu- OW NO THEY DON'T WANT HUGS!
Kill them with fire!
:P
o.o
O.o
o.O
O.O
o-o
O-o
o-O
O-O
Do you rhink the boomer was that fat before or after the mutation?
We need Mega Molotovs...
Starting to think we should've stayed in the safe room...
A comet would probably be more helpful then hurtful at this point
If there are aliens they're probably eating space popcorn right about now
I swear I saw this in a manga once
I think I read a comic similar to this at one point
They make this look so easy in the movies!
None of the tv shows I watched prepared me for this crap
Well hey at least they don't FLY...yet...
That guy looked familiar
She looked familiar for some reason
Become dead again!
And yet we wonder how this got spread so fast
:o
:O
Ok
ok
kk
I feel like a nuke would've solved at least half of this
Mars isn't looking too bad anymore is it
Time for an ice age to get rid of all this!
Can we just detatch some turrets and bring them with us?
Antarctica not looking so uninhabitable now eh?
Greenland is probably safe after a few mags...just sayin xD
:3
:D
xD
XD
@.@
@-@
Here we go again...
Ah ♥♥♥♥, here we go again
People SAY stupidity isn't a virus but like...you seein this...?
I bet the nerd zombies are easier to kill
I bet the jock zombies run faster
Super thankful for no pregnant zombies...or zombie babies for that matter
A good old lightning strike would be great help
More headshots!
Damn! Shooting them in the ♥♥♥♥ doesn't help anymore than the body!
A whale zombie...let THAT image sink in...
I heard on the news our chances of survival were zombified c:
ok, THAT GUY is an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
I feel like this is worse than a solar flare but I do like browsing the internet...
We should go to Australia. The emus probably wiped out all the zombies already
I feel like Hawaii would be safe after a few mags...
Russia is HUGE! No way the zombies find us there.
The Canadian wilderness is pretty remote. I feel as though the zombies won't find us in there
Hmmm...I'm torn between this and the Dead Space apocolypse on which is worse...
This could be worse! The Flood from Halo would've probably taken over by now!
Ugh
Ugh!
We need more burgers!
lmao
LMAO
...
uh huh...
uh...huh...
Are we Hitler but good?
You know things are bad when you're wanting all the power plants to go full Chernobyl
A volcano!!...No wait those kill us too...
Bioshock had the right idea. ♥♥♥♥ the surface!
Hmmmm...terminators or zombies...
It seems negotiations have broken down
A tornado generator would....nah who am I kidding? It'd kill us too knowing our luck
Nicola Tesla was onto something! FRY THE UNDEAD ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!
Ohhhhh ♥♥♥♥
So much catharsis. So many zombies to extract it from.
To think we were worried about hurricanes before xD
I don't think sanitizer will cure this
Was...was that guy carrying a dildo...?
I hate Tanks
I hate Witches
I hate Chargers
I hate Spitters
I hate Jockeys
I hate Hunters
I hate Boomers
I hate getting puked on so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ much
It's always puke! Why is it never something nice!?
This is some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Time to get moving!
Got me a .50 cal Zombie Repelant
It'd be funny if-...nah I don't wanna jinx us
I'm gonna feel every scratch tomorrow I just know it
Nice things!?...No just more zombies...
Over there!
Damnit I lost count of my kills again
Get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ zombie
Take a seat!
Clean kill~
Through the fire! Through the flames! Let the zombies burn to death!
I don't even xD
What even xD
Aren't we technically killing sick homeless people...?
That dude was a troll
Why does it feel like they're a hive mind?
Full throttle!
Send it! Send it!
Full send it!
I'm glad the tanks don't have longer arms
Survivors vs Zombies round...I lost count
Try not to get incapped!
Don't get hit!
That's alotta damage!
Now THAT'S alotta damage!
WE WILL WIN THIS WAR!
Shoutouts to gun manufacturers xD
Looks like it's party time!
Cleared...cleared...recleared...♥♥♥♥♥ sake
Focus!
What the...
Oh?
Stop attacking my friends! >:o
We could always TRY calling 911...
I hate having to reload...
Damnit I hate reloading! Dx
We need a cruise ship to survive on
Endure! Endure!
Nice kill!
Was that a headshot?
How am I doing?
Oh hey. I seen that guy on tv before.
That was incredible! :O
This is getting hairy
Scuffed kill but I'll take it.
Take it nice and easy.
Their playbook is both extensive and short.
I've never hated alarms more than now
Horde!?
Fart noise :P
Things could be a lot worse...I think...
Nature! Help us!
These things are such a nuisance.
Double kill!
Triple kill!!
Overkill!!!
I'll cover this direction!
Cover me!
No near-death experiences please...
We gotta make it!
1st try is always the charm right...?
Lucky shot~
I swear they teleport sometimes...
Woohoo
Woohoo!
Take advantage of their stupidity!
Here come more of them!
Don't get bit, don't get scratched, don't...just don't
Great shooting!
STOP TRYING TO SPIT ON ME!
This is a germophobe's literal nightmare xD
This is a no smoking area!
Hey! This is a no pouncing zone!
Oi!
Beautiful teamwork everyone! :D
Screw you...and you...and you...
Fortune favors the bold!
Don't get distracted!
Who taught that thing to throw rocks!?
Please! I just wanna get to the safe room!
hahaha
Hahaha
Welp
No punching, no scratching, no spitting, no nothing!
Could use some help here!
Shut them down!
Good execution guys! :D
No more puke please Dx
It's like a queue of death here
Those zombies have knees of steel
Don't run into any spit
Are the spitter's tears acid too?
I promote you to a corpse!
Turn off their lives!
Never trust a fat zombie
Don't get too disorganized guys
Amazing teamwork :3
We need to run in the sun more often
Skeet!
All my training with clay pidgeons was worth it
Gotta be slow and steady but fast and furious
This is gonna be tough but we can do it
A tilt can mean death. Stay chill
Zero ♥♥♥♥♥ given
Xray vision would be fantastic
I can't believe this is happening
Big ♥♥♥♥ energy but small ♥♥♥♥ performance eh zombies? :P
But why?
Don't run ahead!
I swear they can see us through walls...
Kill combo climbing...
I have PTSD from alarms now
Potential problems on the way
This doesn't seem fair
Step 1: Get gun. Step 2: ???. Step 3: We win?
Z-z-z-zombie breaker!!!
Nice plays
All this just for a Klondike bar...
How many bullets does it take to get to the center of a Boomer?
That's what she said
That's what he said
They're coming!
Try for perfection but expect mistakes
Coordination is key!~
Dream Team ftw!
China has to be just awful right now
Revving up the Kill Engine
Take no damage take no prisoners
Blood is red and bile is green, and I've got a feeling we're not gonna be clean :P
Vary your movement. Maybe it'll screw them up
Dude
Wat
Their time has come and so have I
hehe
Hehe
Worth!
Don't let the tank near any cars!
Time for a comeback!
Stick together guys
Don't get separated!
Just don't get hit stupid :P
Who the fu-
Where do they keep coming from!?
Eh?
I want to dual wield M60s
Akimbo Grenade Launchers sounds fun
No touching!
I'm not sure which special I hate the most
We're covered in blood, puke, and sweat....do you REALLY still want to eat us?
Army of Karens vs us...the Zombie Killing Managers >:D

I added some variants like the different emotes I've seen people type but for the most part they're unique. I REALLY went heavy on the variants in the "gg" lines list. Got over 100 in that one but it's mostly variations

Originally posted by ルエンハイド:

I added some variants like the different emotes I've seen people type but for the most part they're unique. I REALLY went heavy on the variants in the "gg" lines list. Got over 100 in that one but it's mostly variations

Nice, once I finish the next update you will have even more game events to mess around with.