+Projectile is explosive and does 80 damage upon direct hit
+Projectile is 10% faster than the Sandman or Wrap Assassin
-25 Melee damage
-10 Attack speed

+10 dmg
if the meteor hits someone they burn for 1.50 seconds
-30 move speed

Oh, I like this one.

+ 100% critical hit vs burning players
+ 20% increased explosive range
+ Projectile is 10% faster than the Sandman
+ Alt-Fire: A charged shot that
mini-crits players, sets them on fire
and disables buildings for 4 sec
+ With random critical hits! :D

- On self-hit: Launch yourself to space. Idiot. -15% gravity on self-hit
- Deflected shots is 20% faster and can kill Ubered teammates
- Deals only 40% damage to buildings
- -30% move speed when equipped
- Minicrits whenever it would normally crit. D:
- Don't let that distract you from the fact that this weapon cannot random critical hit enemies even when deflected back and forth.

The Stargrazer
Level 10/4/1957 Satellite
Slot: Melee

+ Ball can headshot
+ On Headshot: deals 110 damage and stuns for 1 second
+ Projectile is 50% faster than the Sandman
= On self-hit: Launch yourself to space. Idiot.
- 80 second recharge
- Minicrits whenever it would normally crit.