ok I have a dumb idea.
you fill up a bar by right clicking and typing large words correctly, when the bar is full you get an unlimited clip for 5 seconds and increased firing rate

Originally posted by Haunted:

you fill up a bar by right clicking and typing large words correctly, when the bar is full you get an unlimited clip for 5 seconds and increased firing rate

sniper teaches typing 2: sniper's schoolhouse

"what is sniper's most iconic line in 'Meet the sniper'?"
"which class has most amount of weapons available?"
"WHAT IS A HAMMER UNIT?"

also idea for more legit stats

-66% clip size
-33% damage
Landing enough bullets on an enemy makes them inked, clouding their vision, and acting similar to jarate, dealing mini-crit damage. also reveals cloaked spies.

im tired so this may be broken or useless

funny as hell ideas.

Ink & Paper:

+ Have an ink meter that holds up to 10 shots, ink makes players wet and reveals spies for less than a second. Now if your smg fire catches a cloaked one you can keep track of them better. To refill the ink meter you gotta kill someone with any gun (make a noise of paper leaving the typewriter on kill when you refill ink)

- minor negative stat that makes it less usable in not spy situations

Originally posted by Romantic Warrior:

funny as hell ideas.

Ink & Paper:

+ Have an ink meter that holds up to 10 shots, ink makes players wet and reveals spies for less than a second. Now if your smg fire catches a cloaked one you can keep track of them better. To refill the ink meter you gotta kill someone with any gun (make a noise of paper leaving the typewriter on kill when you refill ink)

- minor negative stat that makes it less usable in not spy situations

this just sounds like "i hate spies with a burning passion: the gun"

i love it

Originally posted by SpookBird:

Originally posted by Romantic Warrior:

funny as hell ideas.

Ink & Paper:

+ Have an ink meter that holds up to 10 shots, ink makes players wet and reveals spies for less than a second. Now if your smg fire catches a cloaked one you can keep track of them better. To refill the ink meter you gotta kill someone with any gun (make a noise of paper leaving the typewriter on kill when you refill ink)

- minor negative stat that makes it less usable in not spy situations

this just sounds like "i hate spies with a burning passion: the gun"

i love it

I mean to be fair: it fits sniper perfectly since he absolutely hates spy.

ooh ok another two ideas late night me has

-getting headshots gives you stored crits/mini-crits like the frontier justice (due to sniper having typed "boom headshot" on the paper
-33% clip

or

ambassador but an smg (getting headshots with the typewriter makes them crits/minis, less overall damage)
honestly i would kill for the next major update to be centered around chicago mobsters, but this could be tired brain speaking

+ 15% health from packs on wearer
+Alt Fire: shoot ink witch coats enemies dealing crits while attacking
-no random crits