I'm guessing ninety-nine percent of you have either laughed in Whitey's face or ruthlessly made fun of his feet or voice or shortness or his sister whe he wasn't looking

But the next time he'd see you he'd still go out of his way to wave and smile and ask you about your mother's operation or something like that because he unlike us actually cares about some one other then himself

The reason I bring this up to you is because I was the worst offender of all

My life was simply going nowhere

Then a tiny little man rushed to my side

He should've gotten a big thank you

Instead he got a port-a-potty ride

I was such a ♥♥♥♥-head

But he never quit on me

'Till I told him he was useless and his sister was freaky

Once when we were watching Suday footbaaall..
A fuzzy screen was all that we could seeee..
Whitey came over with a hangeer..
And spent the game on top of our TV.
And when the lightning struck hiiim.. (yAAAAAAAAAAAy!!!!)
He let a wicked loud yell!
But we just turned up the voluume..
And ignored the burning smell
WE SHOULD AAALL ROT IN HEEELL!

I went to highschool with whitey! as a joke i told him to meet me at the prom
When he got there, I said: "I can't believe you thought I was
Serious."
and he went home crying and slow danced with his mom!

What a crushing blow to Whitey...
I bet you wish you could take it back!

How could you all be so mean to Whitey?
Sounds to me like you are all on crack!

HUHH???