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"Brutal" Metrocop and Combine Deaths
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Doomknight 6 Mar, 2023 @ 7:15pm
Total Metrocop Death
The Human Resistance in colaboration with Black Mesa Present

TOTAL Metrocop DEATH

Kill Metrocop. Behead Metrocops. Roundhouse kick a Metrocop into the concrete. Slam dunk a grey jumpsuit into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Metrocops. Defecate in a Metrocop’s food. Launch Metrocops into the sun. Stir fry Metrocops in a wok. Toss Metrocops into active resonance cascades. Urinate into a Metrocop's gas mask. Judo throw Metrocops into a saved wood chipper. Twist Metrocops heads off. Report Metrocops to the Gman extermination team. Karate chop Metrocops in half. Curb stomp ragdolled Metrocops. Trap Metrocops in quicksand. Crush Metrocops in the trash compactor. Liquefy Metrocops in a vat of acid. Eat Metrocops. Dissect Metrocops. Exterminate Metrocops in gm_construct. Stomp Metrocop skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Metrocops in the oven. Lobotomize Metrocops. Mandatory sterilization for Metrocops (double so). Grind Metrocops souls with npc grinders. Drown Metrocops in cafeteria grease fryers. Vaporize Metrocops with anti-matter. Kick old Metrocops down the stairs. Feed Metrocops to alligators. Slice Metrocops with a katana. Shatter Metrocops bones with a gravity gun.
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weakpc 7 Mar, 2023 @ 9:24pm 
racism
k.o kirbe 7 Mar, 2023 @ 9:28pm 
They have holidays for Combine. They killed hundreds of thousands of resistance members to free Combine. They listen to Combine anthems. They elected a Combine Admin. They dress and act like Combine. They draw the entirety of their resistance ideology from Combine. They teleport about like combine. They watch rollermine ball in worship of combine. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of combine winning the 7 hour war. They use combine slang like "ANTICITIZEN ONE" and "UNREST PROCEDURE". When you say Doctor Breen, they're not thinking of the father of Black Mesa. They're thinking of the Combine. Their cities are completely overrun with Combine. They worship their metrobot police force disproportionately filled with combine and their global overwatch force filled with combine. Their resistance refugee members sit around watching combineball while their resistance medics sit around watching combine talk shows. They worship combine like Bad Cop, Advisor, Mike, Dave, while ignoring the Humans who actually built their country before combine took over. Their propaganda is filled with Combine and and their national anthems are filled with combine. They send combine to Black Mesa East and celebrate when the combines win because those are true synthetic Combine. They watch Breen Cast to the point where "Copulation" does not make them think of reproduction and saving humanity but about combine benefits instead. Earth has been and will always be a nation of combiner-loving combines.
scorb 24 Oct, 2024 @ 9:02pm 
TMD
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