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that's actually a good idea lol

a doctor peed himself while preforming CPR and the belt got covered in it and now the belt heals people

There was once a scientist. He was the richest man in the universe. Mark Zuckerberg, Bill Gates, he dwarfed them all. He was a multi-trillionaire. Now, it was this scientist's birthday. zooi asked him,

". You are the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday. A store full of lego, all the video games in the world, anything, and it won't even matter. What would you like?"

He replied.

"Oh zooi. It would make me the happiest scientist in the world if you could get me one pink ping pong ball."

zooi was rather confused by this request. Out of all the things he could've chosen, he chose a ping pong ball. Nonetheless, he agreed and gave him a pink ping pong ball. He was overjoyed and spoke to him.

"zooi, you have made me the happiest scientist in the world. May I go up to my room and play with my pink ping pong ball?"

"Okay, go ahead."

The scientist then went up to his room and played with his pink ping pong ball. When zooi went in the next morning to check on him, the scientist was sleeping in his bed and the pink ping pong ball was nowhere to be found.

On the scientist's next birthday, zooi asked him again.

"You are the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday and it won't matter. What would you like?"

He replied.

"Oh zooi. It would make me the happiest scientist in the world if you could get me one box full of pink ping pong balls."

zooi was again, confused by this. Still, he bought a cardboard box and filled it with ping pong balls. He gave it to him, who said.

"My zooi, you have made me the happiest scientist in the world. May I go up to my room and play with my pink ping pong balls?"

The zooi nodded, and he went up to his room to play. The next morning when his zooi went to check, the scientist was sleeping peacefully and there were no pink ping pong balls in sight. Just the empty cardboard box in the middle of the room.

On the scientist's next birthday, zooi asked him again.

"You are the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday and it won't even matter. What would you like?"

"Oh zooi. It would make me the happiest scientist in the world if you could get me one truck full of ping pong balls."

Now, by this point, zooi was extremely confused. Why did the scientist want so many pink ping pong balls and where were they going? He asked.

"You are the most precious thing in the world to me and I can certainly get you this, but may I ask, why do you want a truck full of pink ping pong balls?"

He replied.

"zooi. Please humour me for a while longer. I will tell you when the time is right."

zooi agreed and ordered a truck full of pink ping pong balls. The scientist said.

"My zooi, you have made me the happiest scientist in the world. May I go into the truck and spend the night playing with the pink ping pong balls?"

zooi agreed and the scientist spent the night in the truck. When zooi went back to check on him in the morning, all the pink ping pong balls were gone, and only the scientist was left, sleeping in the back of the truck.

The day before the scientist's next birthday, his zooi asked him again.

"You are the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday and it won't even matter. What would you like?"

"Oh zooi. It would make me the happiest scientist in the world if you could get me one oil tanker full of ping pong balls."

zooi was very confused by this and had to ask again.

"can you tell me why you want these pink ping pong balls?"

His replied.

"zooi. Please humour me for a while longer. I will tell you when the time is right."

His zooi once again, agreed and bought all the ping pong ball factories in the world and made the workers work overtime to produce all the pink ping pong balls needed. He also bought an oil tanker and a pump, a crane and a dump truck to get all the ping pong balls in overnight. On his birthday, his zooi gave him the oil tanker full of pink ping pong balls. The scientist said.

"My zooi, you have made me the happiest scientist in the world. May I go into the oil tanker and spend the night playing with the pink ping pong balls?"

Now the zooi had expected this and had made sure the oil tanker was completely safe for the scientist's use. He agreed and the scientist went into the oil tanker for the night. The next morning, when the zooi went to check, all he found was him sleeping in the ship with all the pink pong balls gone without a trace.

Now, a few days before his next birthday, the scientist got into a huge car accident and was on the verge of death. zooi asked him.

"You are the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday and it won't even matter. What would you like?"

The scientist replied with a choked voice, obviously forcing himself to speak despite the pain.

"zooi... It would make me the happiest... scientist in the world... if you could get me one... pink... ping pong ball..."

His zooi replied.

"This may be the last time I ever speak to you. Will you please tell me why you wanted all the pink ping pong balls?"

"Alright zooi. Come closer."

zooi nodded, bringing his face up close to him. The voice was getting weak by this point, coughing in between breaths. Still, he brought up the strength for one final sentance.

"The reason I wanted all the pink ping pong balls is-"

And then he died.

Nice story:D

@sciespy i aint reddin allat

Originally posted by scidespy:

There was once a scientist. He was the richest man in the universe. Mark Zuckerberg, Bill Gates, he dwarfed them all. He was a multi-trillionaire. Now, it was this scientist's birthday. zooi asked him,

". You are the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday. A store full of lego, all the video games in the world, anything, and it won't even matter. What would you like?"

He replied.

"Oh zooi. It would make me the happiest scientist in the world if you could get me one pink ping pong ball."

zooi was rather confused by this request. Out of all the things he could've chosen, he chose a ping pong ball. Nonetheless, he agreed and gave him a pink ping pong ball. He was overjoyed and spoke to him.

"zooi, you have made me the happiest scientist in the world. May I go up to my room and play with my pink ping pong ball?"

"Okay, go ahead."

The scientist then went up to his room and played with his pink ping pong ball. When zooi went in the next morning to check on him, the scientist was sleeping in his bed and the pink ping pong ball was nowhere to be found.

On the scientist's next birthday, zooi asked him again.

"You are the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday and it won't matter. What would you like?"

He replied.

"Oh zooi. It would make me the happiest scientist in the world if you could get me one box full of pink ping pong balls."

zooi was again, confused by this. Still, he bought a cardboard box and filled it with ping pong balls. He gave it to him, who said.

"My zooi, you have made me the happiest scientist in the world. May I go up to my room and play with my pink ping pong balls?"

The zooi nodded, and he went up to his room to play. The next morning when his zooi went to check, the scientist was sleeping peacefully and there were no pink ping pong balls in sight. Just the empty cardboard box in the middle of the room.

On the scientist's next birthday, zooi asked him again.

"You are the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday and it won't even matter. What would you like?"

"Oh zooi. It would make me the happiest scientist in the world if you could get me one truck full of ping pong balls."

Now, by this point, zooi was extremely confused. Why did the scientist want so many pink ping pong balls and where were they going? He asked.

"You are the most precious thing in the world to me and I can certainly get you this, but may I ask, why do you want a truck full of pink ping pong balls?"

He replied.

"zooi. Please humour me for a while longer. I will tell you when the time is right."

zooi agreed and ordered a truck full of pink ping pong balls. The scientist said.

"My zooi, you have made me the happiest scientist in the world. May I go into the truck and spend the night playing with the pink ping pong balls?"

zooi agreed and the scientist spent the night in the truck. When zooi went back to check on him in the morning, all the pink ping pong balls were gone, and only the scientist was left, sleeping in the back of the truck.

The day before the scientist's next birthday, his zooi asked him again.

"You are the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday and it won't even matter. What would you like?"

"Oh zooi. It would make me the happiest scientist in the world if you could get me one oil tanker full of ping pong balls."

zooi was very confused by this and had to ask again.

"can you tell me why you want these pink ping pong balls?"

His replied.

"zooi. Please humour me for a while longer. I will tell you when the time is right."

His zooi once again, agreed and bought all the ping pong ball factories in the world and made the workers work overtime to produce all the pink ping pong balls needed. He also bought an oil tanker and a pump, a crane and a dump truck to get all the ping pong balls in overnight. On his birthday, his zooi gave him the oil tanker full of pink ping pong balls. The scientist said.

"My zooi, you have made me the happiest scientist in the world. May I go into the oil tanker and spend the night playing with the pink ping pong balls?"

Now the zooi had expected this and had made sure the oil tanker was completely safe for the scientist's use. He agreed and the scientist went into the oil tanker for the night. The next morning, when the zooi went to check, all he found was him sleeping in the ship with all the pink pong balls gone without a trace.

Now, a few days before his next birthday, the scientist got into a huge car accident and was on the verge of death. zooi asked him.

"You are the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday and it won't even matter. What would you like?"

The scientist replied with a choked voice, obviously forcing himself to speak despite the pain.

"zooi... It would make me the happiest... scientist in the world... if you could get me one... pink... ping pong ball..."

His zooi replied.

"This may be the last time I ever speak to you. Will you please tell me why you wanted all the pink ping pong balls?"

"Alright zooi. Come closer."

zooi nodded, bringing his face up close to him. The voice was getting weak by this point, coughing in between breaths. Still, he brought up the strength for one final sentance.

"The reason I wanted all the pink ping pong balls is-"

And then he died.

pretty nice story

Originally posted by scidespy:

There was once a scientist. He was the richest man in the universe. Mark Zuckerberg, Bill Gates, he dwarfed them all. He was a multi-trillionaire. Now, it was this scientist's birthday. zooi asked him,

". You are the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday. A store full of lego, all the video games in the world, anything, and it won't even matter. What would you like?"

He replied.

"Oh zooi. It would make me the happiest scientist in the world if you could get me one pink ping pong ball."

zooi was rather confused by this request. Out of all the things he could've chosen, he chose a ping pong ball. Nonetheless, he agreed and gave him a pink ping pong ball. He was overjoyed and spoke to him.

"zooi, you have made me the happiest scientist in the world. May I go up to my room and play with my pink ping pong ball?"

"Okay, go ahead."

The scientist then went up to his room and played with his pink ping pong ball. When zooi went in the next morning to check on him, the scientist was sleeping in his bed and the pink ping pong ball was nowhere to be found.

On the scientist's next birthday, zooi asked him again.

"You are the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday and it won't matter. What would you like?"

He replied.

"Oh zooi. It would make me the happiest scientist in the world if you could get me one box full of pink ping pong balls."

zooi was again, confused by this. Still, he bought a cardboard box and filled it with ping pong balls. He gave it to him, who said.

"My zooi, you have made me the happiest scientist in the world. May I go up to my room and play with my pink ping pong balls?"

The zooi nodded, and he went up to his room to play. The next morning when his zooi went to check, the scientist was sleeping peacefully and there were no pink ping pong balls in sight. Just the empty cardboard box in the middle of the room.

On the scientist's next birthday, zooi asked him again.

"You are the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday and it won't even matter. What would you like?"

"Oh zooi. It would make me the happiest scientist in the world if you could get me one truck full of ping pong balls."

Now, by this point, zooi was extremely confused. Why did the scientist want so many pink ping pong balls and where were they going? He asked.

"You are the most precious thing in the world to me and I can certainly get you this, but may I ask, why do you want a truck full of pink ping pong balls?"

He replied.

"zooi. Please humour me for a while longer. I will tell you when the time is right."

zooi agreed and ordered a truck full of pink ping pong balls. The scientist said.

"My zooi, you have made me the happiest scientist in the world. May I go into the truck and spend the night playing with the pink ping pong balls?"

zooi agreed and the scientist spent the night in the truck. When zooi went back to check on him in the morning, all the pink ping pong balls were gone, and only the scientist was left, sleeping in the back of the truck.

The day before the scientist's next birthday, his zooi asked him again.

"You are the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday and it won't even matter. What would you like?"

"Oh zooi. It would make me the happiest scientist in the world if you could get me one oil tanker full of ping pong balls."

zooi was very confused by this and had to ask again.

"can you tell me why you want these pink ping pong balls?"

His replied.

"zooi. Please humour me for a while longer. I will tell you when the time is right."

His zooi once again, agreed and bought all the ping pong ball factories in the world and made the workers work overtime to produce all the pink ping pong balls needed. He also bought an oil tanker and a pump, a crane and a dump truck to get all the ping pong balls in overnight. On his birthday, his zooi gave him the oil tanker full of pink ping pong balls. The scientist said.

"My zooi, you have made me the happiest scientist in the world. May I go into the oil tanker and spend the night playing with the pink ping pong balls?"

Now the zooi had expected this and had made sure the oil tanker was completely safe for the scientist's use. He agreed and the scientist went into the oil tanker for the night. The next morning, when the zooi went to check, all he found was him sleeping in the ship with all the pink pong balls gone without a trace.

Now, a few days before his next birthday, the scientist got into a huge car accident and was on the verge of death. zooi asked him.

"You are the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday and it won't even matter. What would you like?"

The scientist replied with a choked voice, obviously forcing himself to speak despite the pain.

"zooi... It would make me the happiest... scientist in the world... if you could get me one... pink... ping pong ball..."

His zooi replied.

"This may be the last time I ever speak to you. Will you please tell me why you wanted all the pink ping pong balls?"

"Alright zooi. Come closer."

zooi nodded, bringing his face up close to him. The voice was getting weak by this point, coughing in between breaths. Still, he brought up the strength for one final sentance.

"The reason I wanted all the pink ping pong balls is-"

And then he died.

it was very sad thing for zooi but he knew he now have the resources to do anything, he picked up many pink ping pong balls and got to work on something, he bought some mending serum and tried to combine it with the pink ping pong balls, he failed, he tried many ways but failed but after countless years when he turned the pink ping pong balls into a belt he did it, he made the healing belt, then zooi went to the scientist's grave and he touched the corpse of the scientist, he came back to life.
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dildo swaggins origins

nice chatgpt

Originally posted by C_Quarian:

nice chatgpt

bruh

Memories broken
The truth goes unspoken
I’ve even forgotten my name
I don’t know the season
Or what is the reason
I’m standing here holding my blade
A desolate place
Without any trace
It’s only the cold wind I feel
It’s me that I spite
As I stand up and fight
The only thing I know for real


There will be blood-
-shed
The man in the mirror nods his head
The only one
Left
Will ride upon the dragon’s back
Because the mountains don’t give back what they take
Oh, no, there will be blood-
-shed
It’s the only thing I’ve ever known



Losing my identity
Wondering, have I gone insane?
To find the truth in front of me
I must climb this mountain range
Looking downward from this deadly height
And never realizing why I fight

Originally posted by scidespy:

There was once a scientist. He was the richest man in the universe. Mark Zuckerberg, Bill Gates, he dwarfed them all. He was a multi-trillionaire. Now, it was this scientist's birthday. zooi asked him,

". You are the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday. A store full of lego, all the video games in the world, anything, and it won't even matter. What would you like?"

He replied.

"Oh zooi. It would make me the happiest scientist in the world if you could get me one pink ping pong ball."

zooi was rather confused by this request. Out of all the things he could've chosen, he chose a ping pong ball. Nonetheless, he agreed and gave him a pink ping pong ball. He was overjoyed and spoke to him.

"zooi, you have made me the happiest scientist in the world. May I go up to my room and play with my pink ping pong ball?"

"Okay, go ahead."

The scientist then went up to his room and played with his pink ping pong ball. When zooi went in the next morning to check on him, the scientist was sleeping in his bed and the pink ping pong ball was nowhere to be found.

On the scientist's next birthday, zooi asked him again.

"You are the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday and it won't matter. What would you like?"

He replied.

"Oh zooi. It would make me the happiest scientist in the world if you could get me one box full of pink ping pong balls."

zooi was again, confused by this. Still, he bought a cardboard box and filled it with ping pong balls. He gave it to him, who said.

"My zooi, you have made me the happiest scientist in the world. May I go up to my room and play with my pink ping pong balls?"

The zooi nodded, and he went up to his room to play. The next morning when his zooi went to check, the scientist was sleeping peacefully and there were no pink ping pong balls in sight. Just the empty cardboard box in the middle of the room.

On the scientist's next birthday, zooi asked him again.

"You are the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday and it won't even matter. What would you like?"

"Oh zooi. It would make me the happiest scientist in the world if you could get me one truck full of ping pong balls."

Now, by this point, zooi was extremely confused. Why did the scientist want so many pink ping pong balls and where were they going? He asked.

"You are the most precious thing in the world to me and I can certainly get you this, but may I ask, why do you want a truck full of pink ping pong balls?"

He replied.

"zooi. Please humour me for a while longer. I will tell you when the time is right."

zooi agreed and ordered a truck full of pink ping pong balls. The scientist said.

"My zooi, you have made me the happiest scientist in the world. May I go into the truck and spend the night playing with the pink ping pong balls?"

zooi agreed and the scientist spent the night in the truck. When zooi went back to check on him in the morning, all the pink ping pong balls were gone, and only the scientist was left, sleeping in the back of the truck.

The day before the scientist's next birthday, his zooi asked him again.

"You are the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday and it won't even matter. What would you like?"

"Oh zooi. It would make me the happiest scientist in the world if you could get me one oil tanker full of ping pong balls."

zooi was very confused by this and had to ask again.

"can you tell me why you want these pink ping pong balls?"

His replied.

"zooi. Please humour me for a while longer. I will tell you when the time is right."

His zooi once again, agreed and bought all the ping pong ball factories in the world and made the workers work overtime to produce all the pink ping pong balls needed. He also bought an oil tanker and a pump, a crane and a dump truck to get all the ping pong balls in overnight. On his birthday, his zooi gave him the oil tanker full of pink ping pong balls. The scientist said.

"My zooi, you have made me the happiest scientist in the world. May I go into the oil tanker and spend the night playing with the pink ping pong balls?"

Now the zooi had expected this and had made sure the oil tanker was completely safe for the scientist's use. He agreed and the scientist went into the oil tanker for the night. The next morning, when the zooi went to check, all he found was him sleeping in the ship with all the pink pong balls gone without a trace.

Now, a few days before his next birthday, the scientist got into a huge car accident and was on the verge of death. zooi asked him.

"You are the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday and it won't even matter. What would you like?"

The scientist replied with a choked voice, obviously forcing himself to speak despite the pain.

"zooi... It would make me the happiest... scientist in the world... if you could get me one... pink... ping pong ball..."

His zooi replied.

"This may be the last time I ever speak to you. Will you please tell me why you wanted all the pink ping pong balls?"

"Alright zooi. Come closer."

zooi nodded, bringing his face up close to him. The voice was getting weak by this point, coughing in between breaths. Still, he brought up the strength for one final sentance.

"The reason I wanted all the pink ping pong balls is-"

And then he died.

NOOOOOOOOOO.

Story is this is a mod that someone made, people playground isnt about making ♥♥♥♥ stories it's about killing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Originally posted by Hank:

@sciespy i aint reddin allat

i did