"I do agree with Dell on this one, these guys are built quite cheaply compared to the Mimi-Sentry robots we have. As always report any and all strange behavior from these units as they are quite volatile even the boys on the ground floor had trouble keeping them in check."

"Don't worry about them turning on you, they're just very twitchy and some of them may or may not be suffering from robot schizophrenia."

"By the way, have anyone seen my coffee cup anywhere? I swear that I seen one of you bastards snooping in my office for pens but my coffee cup? Who steals a coffee cup?" - Sinclair, Head of HR