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Rarity(Mermaid): Why would Celestia give us such powers?
Rainbow Dash(Mermaid): Well, maybe for us to have fun?
Me(Gastered): Beware Of The Men Who Speak In Hands...
Rarity: Who said that?
Me: Beware of the Queen Pony who denied me of my existance...
Twilight(Mermaid): Show yourself!
Me:This is my Gastered Form, I don't even exist, and at this rate, Neither Will Leopold...
Rarity: Whoa! What happened to you?
Me: Your team Erased me, but, I can still exist, well, not in this universe that is...
Twilight: What did we even do to you?!
Me: You were one of them who erased me, I will explain, if you don't get it...
Celestia, along with the BoneBreaker King, killed my friends, only leaving Leopold Slashed, thousands of casualties, both Rapid-Fire Revenants and Charger Cats, Killed my most important cats, but, when they killed Bonifácio, I thought that was IT, i had to avenge myself, but it wasn't until Twilight and 50+ Soldiers Erased me.
The Queens belong to Siansaar, I think.
*The ChangeLings are being grabbed by Magic-Cancelling Giant Wasps*
Me: That ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Giant Wasp Hive has done too much Honey and Casualities for my Likes!
Leopold: Should we?
Me: Yeah, Let's do it! *I make a DNA-Styled roll with my hands, and Leopold opens his 2 remaining "Chest Claws" (Missing 2 because of the Slash inflicted by the BoneBreaker King) and the Hive just Explodes In Honey, causing the ChangeLing Queens to fall to the ground*
Me:✋︎ ♌︎♏︎●︎♓︎♏︎❖︎♏︎ ⬥︎♏︎ ♋︎❒︎♏︎ ♎︎□︎■︎♏︎ ♒︎♏︎❒︎♏︎📪︎ ☹︎♏︎□︎◻︎□︎●︎♎︎📪︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ♍︎♋︎■︎ &︎□︎♓︎■︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎❍︎📪︎ ♓︎♐︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ❒︎♏︎♋︎●︎●︎⍓︎ ⬥︎♋︎■︎⧫︎ ⧫︎□︎.
Leopold:✋︎⧫︎🕯︎⬧︎ ■︎□︎⧫︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ⧫︎♓︎❍︎♏︎ ⍓︎♏︎⧫︎📪︎ ☟︎♏︎●︎●︎ 👎︎♏︎♋︎⧫︎♒︎ 🕈︎♋︎❒︎❒︎♓︎□︎❒︎.
Chrysalis: Who are you?
Me: We don't "Technically" Exist, and at this rate, it might be forever.
Miasma: Why did you help us?
Me: Let's just say that blasting a Giant Wasp Hive gives me advantages...
Leopold: I, the Greater Leopold, will join Chrysalis' Hive!
Ambrosia: Why don't you come to mine, sweetie?
Leopold: Let's just say that I go to those that fit with my colour.
(The Queens belong to Siansaar, I think)
Miasma: Who is the Red one anyways?
Calliphora: One of my Husks told me he had been taken to misery and after that, Erased
Ambrosia: Then how is he still here?
Chrysalis: Ferrugo Queen, did you find any info on why my minions simply melted when they took his love?
Ferrugo Queen (Forgot her name): He seems to not posses any Love, but a meter called Evil, capped at 300, but his levels are at 1942.
*Gaster Dissapear Sound* Me: Let me anwser your questions, I will go to each Hive individually. Leopold?
Leopold: Uh, yes sir!
Me: Will you be loyal to Queen Chrysalis?
Leopold: Yes Sir!
Me: Ok, and, you *Ferrugo Queen* I am the one who plays piano with my hands, although in Duet Piano, Leopold also does it.
Miasma's Hive
Me*Gaster Dissapear Sound*: Hello Miasma, Have you got any questions?
Miasma: I still can't understand why you saved us.
Me: Because, one of my duties is Destroy any and ALL copies of SCP-513-W, an Item from another universe, but, since I fell into SCP-094, I came here, so did all the 5 Million copies of SCP-513-W, and, you could help me do a Duty that arrived relatively a while ago.
Miasma: Who were you before you became a King?
Me: You see, I do blacksmithing very often because, I was a Cat Hell BlackSmith, before I saved the Major and became a Hell Death Knight. After that, I beat the War and went to Tournaments, and I was the One, I was gonna go to an Unreal Tournament, a BTTD with the Overlord of Cat Hell,
Toby II, so I won, and became the new one, Hell Death Warrior I.
Ambrosia's Hive
Me: This place reminds me of my worst day in record, no offense. Any questions or demonstrations?
Ambrosia: What is the language you speak in when writing the "Entries"
Me: It will be revealed to you, but it's not the time yet.
Ambrosia: Want to see my "Toys"?
Me: Ok, as long as it's not a Bell with Wasp Stripes.
*Later at Ambrosia's Husk Base*
Ambrosia: What do you think?
Me: Well, I expected more disturbing things, such as-
W.D Gaster:*Very Faint, with an even fainter Mus_Smile* 💧︎☟︎☜︎ ✋︎💧︎ ☠︎⚐︎❄︎ 👍︎✌︎🏱︎✌︎👌︎☹︎☜︎📪︎ 👎︎⚐︎ ☠︎⚐︎❄︎ ☜︎✠︎🏱︎☜︎👍︎❄︎ 💣︎✌︎☠︎✡︎ ☼︎☜︎💧︎🕆︎☹︎❄︎💧︎ ✌︎❄︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎ 🕈︎✌︎☼︎ ⚐︎☞︎ 👎︎☜︎☞︎☜︎☠︎💧︎☜︎.
Me: And Gaster is still around!
Ambrosia: Who is Gaster?
Me: My old Genetic Manipulation Teacher, he created the Revenant version of the Micro-Missile Launcher, The main animal component of my army, the Charger Cat, and a new type of Revenant, the Gastered Revenant. His life, however, was cut short, he fell in SCP-094-2 and, while attempting to save him, it spontaneously closed, making me and Leopold fall into SCP-094, that's how we got here.
Me: Whoops, I have to go, I must not miss my oppurtunnity to show Calliphora "Bonetrouble" by my cousin Necro-Warrior. He's also been taken by Celestia and BoneBreaker King.
Calliphora's Hive
(Reinflak and the Princess belong to Siansaar, I think)
Me: This looks good, reminds me of where I saved the Major, and where I proved myself too good for the Zombie Tigers to handle me, except the ground is CatDeath Stone. Any questions?
Calliphora: Well, want to dance with me in this night? I'll allow you to use your music
Me: That is another one of the reasons I came here, I've hear about your son, Reinflak, and that he has DETERMINATION, where did that come from?
Calliphora: Well, my son can tell you, Reinflak!
Reinflak: What?
Calliphora: Our new guest Hell Death Warrior wants to meet you!
Reinflak: Ok then!
*Reinflak arrives*
Reinflak: You look like a humanoid version of Sombra. kikikikikiki!
Me: What do you mean you having DETERMINATION?
Reinflak:Well, I simply don't get caught so easy, and, someone mentioned it-
Me: Who?!
Reinflak: Some creepy skeleton.
Me: I FU- *At this point I lauch a Mega Rocket to the air, Killing a BoneBreaker Flapper/Scout*
Reinflak: Please calm down.
Me: 𝓘𝓽'𝓼 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓯𝓪𝓬𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓶𝓮𝓽 𝓱𝓲𝓶, 𝓲𝓽'𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓱𝓮 𝓷𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓻𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓭 𝓽𝓸 𝓶𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓪𝓼 𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮, 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓢𝓒𝓟-094-2 𝓼𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓼 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓪𝓶𝓮 𝓭𝓪𝓶𝓷 𝓟𝓵𝓪𝓷𝓮𝓽! (Diffrent Font means diffrent voice)
Reinflak: You know him?
Me:Yes, his full name is WingDings Gaster, and he was my old Genetic Manipulation Teacher, besides creating the best addition to our armies. He created a Revenant-adapted Micro-Rocket Launcher, created the animal component of my army, The Charger Cat, and the new Revenant variant, the Gastered Revenat, who are now Alpha Units of Leopold's army.
Me: Anyway, i'll reforce my Cat Hell GreaterSword and Hell Death Glaive with my Blacksmith skills.
Note: that link was seemingly malicious, so it has been replaced with "Who?!"
The Danse Macabre
"Bump In the Night" is of Kevin Macleod
Me: *SCP-106 Laugh*
*Bump In The Night begins playing, and my right eye glows red*
*A random pony lurks near at the wrong time*
Me:ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀ-ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ʀ-ʀᴜɴ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴍᴇ
*I capture that Pony and place give him an injection of "Husk Blood"*
Me:ɪᴛ ɪꜱ ᴅᴏ-ᴅᴏɴᴇ
Princess: *Distorted Voice* Good job.
Me:
ɪ ᴅɪᴅ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜰᴏʀ 500 ʏᴇᴀʀꜱ.
*An SCP-2559-J is widely open in downtown Equestria*
Rainbow Dash: We can't close it, Celestia!
Celestia:We can't do this! We should evacuate Equestria while possible!
Me: Situation Controlled!
*I throw myself into SCP-2559-J, and I'm lauched 200 M in the air, I stun the All-Seeing Cat Eye with a Deprived Gaster Blaster*
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND, The Final Blow!!!
*I impale the Cat-Eye with a Hell Death Glaive*
Fluttershy: You again? Weren't you an Ally to the Changelings?
Me: Well, Leopold IS, I ain't, I simply wanted to know who Leopold was being Loyal to.
Twilight Sparkle: And didn't you tell us that you were going to kill Celestia?
Me: Yes, but I said that It's not the Time Yet...
Celestia: What did I even do to you?
Me: Oh, I know
𝓮𝔁𝓪𝓬𝓽𝓵𝔂 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓭𝓲𝓭 𝓽𝓸 𝓶𝓮...
Celestia: What did I do then?
Me: You did so much, Killed my friends,Cats, a large part of our armies, all of it assisted by the BoneBreaker King.
Celestia: Then, why are they hostile towards us?
Me: Because, you swore that you'd give him my Energy Crystals, such Vow was not kept, and, he became overly enraged.
(The owner of the Queens is Siansaar)
Me: Well, I have not yet met Myxine, where was she?
Pinkie Pie: Well, you will not get Celestia without passing me!
*All Equestria citizens do that*
Me: *G-Man styled voice* We'll see, about THAT!
*I teleport to Myxine's hive.
Me: Hello there! Any questions or demonstrations?
Myxine: Can you go in the Water?
Me: Technically, but my skins doesn't allow it.
Myxine: Why?
Me: Watch!
*I fall down to the ocean, and, instead of diving, i land on basalt*
Me: C? *TF2 Reference*
Myxine: I beleieve I have a question.
*I climb back up*
Me: What is it?
Myxine: What do you feed on?
Me: There is a Meter called "Defense" I can drain that with the holes on my hands, but,I can speed it up by 5x opening my Faceplates.
Myxine: Well, what do you Kill?
Me: Not what you expect, for a single day, I need 300 Points of Defense, and, I cannot sustain myself with Ponies, so, I rely on BoneBreakers, a "Standard" BoneBreaker should provide me from 100 to 250 Points.
Myxine: Want to know my most valuable Changeling? His name is Toby.
Me: Ok then...
*Toby Arrives*
Toby: Hello, have you seen Reinflak?
Me: Yes, and he has taught me how annoying Gaster's cryptic speeches can become.
Toby: I have named myself Toby Fox-
Me: GET OUT OF MYYYYY FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!!
*Toby flies away*
Me: Anyway, gotta go, must meet the Queen of the Ferrugo Hive.
Me: Hello, you again.
Patina (I think): Hello, I have a Handful of demonstrations and questions.
Me: Ok then, ask me and demonstrate me what you must.
Patina: What does Evil do?
Me: Well, it has a quite bad effect on you, if you attempt to drain it, you'll either become Black Dust or melt altogether.
Patina: What do you know about Cybermancy?
Me: Too much, infact. My Charger Cats have cybernetic Spitters, so they can spit Melter Blood.
Patina: What is "Melter Blood"
Me: Can I slash myself with something?
Patina: Yes...?
*I cut myself with the tip of my sword*
Me: This is melter blood- *Patina attempts to touch it* I wouldn't do that with such vulnerable skin...
Patina: Why?
Me: Watch!
*I pour my blood on scorched scrap, and it melts through the scrap in 3 secs*
Me: It's essentially glowing blood heated at 8000 degrees celsius
Patina: I would like to show you something.
Me: Show it to me then.
*She leads me to a crashed Headcrab Shell*
Me: Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!
Patina: What?
Me: HOW IN THE FUDGE IS THIS HERE?!?!?!?!?
Patina: Why is this so worrying?
Me: Have you seen any ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crab-like creatures around here? Did you watch this thing crash?
Patina: No, I haven't.
Me: Any more questions?
Patina: I believe not.
End Of Chapter 4
(Omega ChangeLing was a concept created by Me and Him)
Leopold: Sorry I have not been able to be here in the Hive, I had some things to look for, to achieve full defense.
Chrysalis: What were you looking for?
Leopold: The Controller I lost when Celestia slashed me.
Chrysalis: Any new weapons to my Soldiers?
Leopold: Ah,yes,My dear Queen, I have just finished the Charger Potion for ChangeLings. *Omega ChangeLing pops up* ah,yes, i'll be right with you! Now, where was I? Ah,Yes, ChangeLings who drink it gain a Extra Strong ExoSkeleton (They're kind of Insects, so maybe they're invertebrae) expecially the Skull, It Was tested, Now, Who's gonna be the Lucky one to get the Perks of it? AH,Yes, Omega ChangeLing, I coulnd't have asked for a Finer Volunteer (Based of Odessa Cubbage from HL2)
*He drinks it, and his skin becomes even darker, becoming Hardened*
Chrysalis: I would like some of it, too.
Leopold: Are you sure? They seem to ignore it, but, when I gave it to the Aperture-Science Mantis-Man, he showed signs of excruciating pain.
Chrysalis: I don't care, I want to be the best one By far!
Leopold: Alright!
*She drinks a little bit of it, and Screams In Pain*
Leopold: I warned!
Chrysalis: Y-yes, Leopold...
Leopold: And, it makes Charging to get their Meal relatively Safe!
Chrysalis: C-could you go find me a m-meal?
Leopold: Yes, My Queen.
*In the Mountains*
*Leopold Finds Spike*
Leopold: You! You're gonna be the Queen's Meal!
*I block Leopold*
Leopold: What?! *I punch him in the face*
Me: I told you 100 times, Don't target small victims!
Leopold *Putting his Mask/Crown back on*: Alright then!
*I turn to Spike and he runs, but I use my Telekenesis to bring him to my hands*
Me: Ó ouve-me lá!! Do I show signs of attempting to kill you?!
Spike*Noticeably Shaking*: N-no...?
Me: I'll leave you alone.
Leopold: Why didn't I think of this?! Bone-Breaker Scouts have Love in liquid form for Blood. So. that's the perfect Meal for the Queen!
Papyrus: Greetings, Centaur?
Leopold: Papyrus?! PLEASE, get you damn Boisterous Bellator Armor on!
Papyrus: *Puts on the Armor* Yes!
Leopold: Oh-Yes, The Meal!
*Later at the Hive*
Leopold: Here's your Meal, My Queen.
Chrysalis: You think, maybe giving it to other Queens?
Leopold: Yes! But, maybe Hell Death Warrior can do that.
*Later at Miasma's Hive*
Me: I have brought you the Ultimate Weapon of Resistance By Leopold, the Charger-ChangeLing Potion!
Miasma. What does it do?
Me: It makes their Exo-Skeleton even stronger, he calls it that because Chargering to their targets with the Permanent Perks of this make it relatively Safe. But be careful, ChangeLing Soldiers/Workers seem to Ignore it, but, when he gave it to an Aperture-Sciene Mantis-Man, he showed Sings of Excruciating Pain!
Miasma: Give it to my soldiers and me Then!
Me: Ok then...
*Miasma drinks it, and also Screams in Pain*
Miasma: W-well, that was more excruciating than what I expected.
Me: Anyway, gonna move on to Ambrosia.