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I like trains.

If our Lord aand Savior GABEN does not add this i will forever look at him with shame...

Lord Gaben, please, PLEASE grace me by giving me your sticker!

How do I get this sticker? Why can't we just pick out stickers? I don't understand I'm so duuuumb..... no seriosuly, where's the instructions?

Opprinnelig skrevet av Freddy Krueger:

How do I get this sticker? Why can't we just pick out stickers? I don't understand I'm so duuuumb..... no seriosuly, where's the instructions?

Valve has to actually add it to the game.

and in the scriptures of summer our lord Gaben said "LET THERE BE SALES!"

you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ fduckertrrrrrr5r54rt54t

AMEN!

Opprinnelig skrevet av NarwhalAnarchist.rar:

and in the scriptures of summer our lord Gaben said "LET THERE BE SALES!"

Praise be to Lord Gaben. Grace our weapons with your image.

PRAISE!!!

If this gets released, I swear I will buy 8 and cover my AK and M4 with them

>I was only 12 years old
>I loved Steam so much, I had all the achievements and items
>I pray to Gaben every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Steam is love" I say; “Steam is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Gaben
>I called him a ♥♥♥♥
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Gaben
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “It’s summer-time“
>He grabs me with his powerful dev-team hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I open my pockets for Gaben
>He puts his hand deep into my pocket
>It costs so much but I do it for Steam
>I can feel my wallet emptying as my eyes start to water
>I accept his terms & conditions
>I want to please Gaben
>He roars his mighty roar as he fills my library with his love
>My dad walks in
>Gaben looks him straight in the eyes and says “It's June 30 now"
>Gaben leaves through my window
>Steam is love. Steam is life.

Opprinnelig skrevet av Eggbeforechicken:

>I was only 12 years old
>I loved Steam so much, I had all the achievements and items
>I pray to Gaben every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Steam is love" I say; “Steam is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Gaben
>I called him a ♥♥♥♥
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Gaben
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “It’s summer-time“
>He grabs me with his powerful dev-team hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I open my pockets for Gaben
>He puts his hand deep into my pocket
>It costs so much but I do it for Steam
>I can feel my wallet emptying as my eyes start to water
>I accept his terms & conditions
>I want to please Gaben
>He roars his mighty roar as he fills my library with his love
>My dad walks in
>Gaben looks him straight in the eyes and says “It's June 30 now"
>Gaben leaves through my window
>Steam is love. Steam is life.

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