Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

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Salty 25 Aug, 2014 @ 12:14pm
Stats
+100% cuteness
+100% awesomeness
+100% more baddass
+100% friendlyness
+100% swag
+100% turtles
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Local Fool 25 Aug, 2014 @ 12:16pm 
man, great stats
Witicka 25 Aug, 2014 @ 12:42pm 
10/10 would stat again.
Shambler 25 Aug, 2014 @ 12:49pm 
and -10% bananas for balance.
Athis 25 Aug, 2014 @ 1:03pm 
+10% faster in water :riftwater:

Last edited by Athis; 25 Aug, 2014 @ 1:03pm
Boof'd n Stoned 25 Aug, 2014 @ 1:22pm 
+200% autism for the maker of this useless thread

-900% chance valve will add this to the game
Woah, Crits, you should be the god of parties!
harper 25 Aug, 2014 @ 1:32pm 
Originally posted by _Crits.ʸᵃʸ_:
+200% autism for the maker of this useless thread

-900% chance valve will add this to the game

More like:

+100% stupidity for those who don't take jokes
+100% greatness for turtlekind
Rise 25 Aug, 2014 @ 1:41pm 
1337/doritos
BOY♂NEXT♂DOOR 25 Aug, 2014 @ 2:01pm 
+420% swag
+5 maximum doritos
-10 illuminatis
can be 2x euphoric with a fedora
yonni 25 Aug, 2014 @ 2:21pm 
2 op pls nerf
The Plant 25 Aug, 2014 @ 3:06pm 
+50 more cute
can equip the turtle slinger and make spies afraid of turtles. AND DESTROY THE UNIVERSE!
but mainly spawn camp 2fort.
Last edited by The Plant; 25 Aug, 2014 @ 3:07pm
OK 25 Aug, 2014 @ 3:49pm 
-99 walk speed but who gives a ♥♥♥♥
OK 25 Aug, 2014 @ 3:51pm 
Originally posted by Raksada (͠= ͜ ͜ ͡=):
+420% swag
+5 maximum doritos
-10 illuminatis
can be 2x euphoric with a fedora

no way dude

forgot to add + 10000 montage dubstep

- 3000 stupid hackers

-300 campers

+1000000000 quickscopes
Salty 25 Aug, 2014 @ 4:26pm 
Originally posted by ☁ E|ucidator_:
!00% Tortoise*
-100% f*cks given
I was agreeing with the stats until I read the +100% turtle. That's clearly just not feasible, balance-wise.
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