Joan was a quizzical
Studied Pataphysical
Science in her home
Late nights all alone with her test tubes, ooh oh-oh-oh
Maxwell Edison
Majored in medicine
Called her on the phone;
"Can I take you out to the pictures, Joan?"
But as she's getting ready to gp
A knock comes from the door

Bang, bang! Maxwell's Silver Hammer came down upon her head
Clang, clang! Maxwell's Silver Hammer made sure that she was dead!