Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

Medical Deputy
TurtleChu 14 Sep, 2014 @ 11:05am
Stats
Everybody who's about to say it's a cosmetic it doesnt have stats its just a joke
+500 HP
+100 UBERCHARGE TO HEALER
+INSTAFIRE SANDVICHS
-REPLACES MINIGUN
+AMMO IS HEAT SEEKING
Its so ballenced :player:
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girltummylicker 14 Sep, 2014 @ 11:12am 
Originally posted by Darkshadic1232:
Everybody who's about to say it's a cosmetic it doesnt have stats its just a joke
+500 HP
+100 UBERCHARGE TO HEALER
+INSTAFIRE SANDVICHS
-REPLACES MINIGUN
+AMMO IS HEAT SEEKING
Its so ballenced :player:
-Random Crits
Ari™ 14 Sep, 2014 @ 11:12am 
Instafire sandvichs seems kinda under powered...
Weed Man 414 14 Sep, 2014 @ 3:14pm 
wow no under powerd you should automaticly have 600 hp
+200% overheal bonus
+Earn 2 HP Health Regeneration
-75% melee damage
-40% spinup time
-All critical hits will be mini-crits

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Last edited by Ezarian (Heavenriser); 14 Sep, 2014 @ 3:21pm
eden 14 Sep, 2014 @ 3:27pm 
+100% Swag
+Has it's own slot
+10000000000000% Lunchbox recharge rate
+1000% speed on wearer
+10000000000% Healing speed
+10000000000% Overheal
+200 health regen on wearer and everybody around wearer. (Per milisecond)
+Minigun now fires rockets
+Aimbot
+Homing missles
+Every time you jump a lvl 3 sentry appears
-No random kritz

No kritz = balanced
Last edited by eden; 14 Sep, 2014 @ 6:58pm
Sedloman 14 Sep, 2014 @ 11:04pm 
Need more !FAT! :D
Blessed 808 14 Apr, 2018 @ 1:10am 
they should call it the bgbfg, cuz its for big gay boy friend with gun
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