This might be a zoomer joke or a l4d community inside joke.

Francis: Boomer! *staring at Bill*
Bill: Watch out! (any random lines will scare Bill)
Louis: *Reacted to Francis being impolite* Hey, man that's not cool!
Francis: *He laughs* "Yeah, whatever you say, professor monster."
Francis *says boomer again*
Louis: *lost his cool, crazy screams* (fall lines)
Bill: *gets confused* "What?"
Zoey: *Laughs*

The End :-)

Nick: Ugh, it's like rotten eggs here. Does nobody else smell that?
Ellis: I wouldn't say that, I think it smells kinda nice
Rochelle: What?!
Coach: Oh Jesus Ellis!
Nick: You are messed up.
Ellis: Sorry
Rochelle: Oh, Ellis! I'm not laughing! I'm not, I'm not laughing.

Originally posted by Melman9812:

Nick: Ugh, it's like rotten eggs here. Does nobody else smell that?
Ellis: I wouldn't say that, I think it smells kinda nice
Rochelle: What?!
Coach: Oh Jesus Ellis!
Nick: You are messed up.
Ellis: Sorry
Rochelle: Oh, Ellis! I'm not laughing! I'm not, I'm not laughing.

A similar conversation to that already exists, except after Ellis' first line Nick simply says "Ugh".

I may got a few here if possible to add:

1:
Francis: Hey Louis, You look like S-h-i-t.
Louis: Francis, you gotta lighten up, buddy.
Bill: Don't be an ass, Francis!

2:
Coach: I find a Burger Tank in this place? I'm-a be a one-man cheeseburger apocalypse.
Rochelle: you're making me hungry just listening to you.
Nick: Buddy, if you get me out of this alive, I will deep-fry you an entire god-d-a-m-n cow.
Coach: Oh hell yeah!
Ellis: I am proud to be part of this team!

3:
Ellis: Coach, you're breathing a little hard. You okay?
Coach: I'm fine, but let's not waste time chit-chattin
Ellis: Okay?

I know the lines between the words look a little weird, but Steam censors two of the words with hearts, so i had to add some lines between them.

At the final Chapter

Coach: "We're almost home free, people."
Rochelle: "Oh, I think we're going to make it!"
Ellis: "Oh, hell yeah!"
Nick: ”We’re making it look easy!”
Coach: "Don't jinx us, Nick."
Nick: "Excuse me."

Ellis: "Hey, guys, be honest: Are my muscles getting bigger?"
Coach: "OH, ♥♥♥♥! TANK!" > "Ah, ♥♥♥♥, my bad." > "I think it was Ellis."
*Ellis, Nick and Rochelle proceed to laugh*
(Ellis: "Hey, thanks, man.")
(Coach: "No problem, Ellis.")

The lines in parentheses are optional additions.

Francis: "Anyone wanna guess what I'm hatin' right now?"
Bill: "Safe house!"
Francis: "Whoa, how'dja do that?"
Bill: "Francis, is there anything you don't hate?"
Francis: "Alright, I'll give ya that."

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Nick: "Hey, what's your name?" > "Coach." (NameCoach03)
Coach: "Hey, Coach keeps his secrets."
Nick: "Whatever you say, Farmer Joe."

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Nick: "This is the most relaxing safe room I've ever been in."
Ellis: "I could go for a nap right now."
Rochelle: "Thank god, I was getting tired."
Coach: "Y'all need to focus!"

Originally posted by ChimiChamo:

If you have some funny ideas for survivor convos, write them here.

Once again i got a few more conversations:

Nick: Ah... Ellis..
Ellis: Yeah
Nick: Your mom's car.
Ellis: Wait, what!?
Nick: *Laughs*
Ellis: You know what? Whatever, Nick, you should see my truck. Man, it is bad ass.
Nick: Whatever...

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Francis: If there's one thing I hate more than vampires, it's Canada, eh!
Zoey: Hey, Francis. They've got the latest issue of Hating Everything Magazine here.
Francis: I hate latest issues.
*Zoey & Louis Laughs*
Bill: Get the lead out, people!

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Coach: Man, this s-h-i-t's worse than teaching health class!
Rochelle: Girl, you shoulda stayed at home...
Nick: What was I thinking coming down here?

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Ellis: Hey, Coach. Can coaches marry people?
Coach: No, Ellis.

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Rochelle: "Well I think someone has a crush on that awesome biker dude.
Ellis: Rochelle and the biker dude sittin' in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Rochelle: Ellis!
Ellis: Hey! I saw the way you two looked at each other!

Thanks for putting my suggestions in! I have some more if you'd like to consider them.

Ellis: "I tell ya what'd be real bad right now: a Tank."
*Everyone at the same time*
[Nick: "Ellis, come on, man!"
Coach: "Ah, Jesus, Ellis!"
Rochelle: "What is goin' on inside that head of yours?"]
Ellis: "Ah, Lord." > "Yeah, I'm sorry about that one."

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Rochelle: "I got a plan: Let's kill all the zombies. Sound good?"
Ellis: "Gotcha." > "Kill all sons of b-i-t-c-h-e-s, that's my official instructions."
Coach: "These zombies better be ready to rock!"
Nick: "*laughs* Alright." (PositiveNoise02) > "Let's go kill some zombies."

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Zoey: "Oh, Jesus, I've got tooth marks on me!"
Bill: "What?" > "How ya feelin'?"
Zoey: "Things like this never end well." > Urgh! (negativenoise13) > *growls* (negativenoise14)
Everyone else: "Zoey!"
Zoey: *laughs* > "I'm fine."
(Louis: *sigh of relief* (painreliefsigh05))
(Francis: "*laughs* Nice!" (dlc2gastanks04))
(Bill: "I'm gettin' too old for this horse-s-h-i-t.") (Again, lines in parentheses are optional)

Zoey: "Funny, sexy, brunette zombie killer wanted to lead three helpless men to safety"
Bill: "Hey!"
Louis: "ooh me?"
Francis: "Oh, hey, that's uncalled for"

Specifically for Death Toll chapter 5

Bill: We have to be gettin' close, once we're on the boat, we're home free. (c6dlc3secondsaferoom06)
Francis: How the hell do you know that? (generic19)
Bill: Emergency band was talking about a military outpost just north of here. (worldfarmhouseintro01)
Francis: All right then, let's do it. (genericresponses09)
Zoey: I have a bad feeling about this...(reactionapprehensive18)

And another for Blood Harvest 5
Francis: I hate helicopters. (worldhospital0501)
Francis: I hate vans. (worldairport0425)
Francis: I hate planes. (worldairport0513)
Francis: Eh, don't worry, I hate boats too. (c6dlc3intro26)
Bill: I have a bad feeling about this... (reactionapprehensive01)