[+] Crits vs. wet enemies
[+] +25% attack speed
[--] -10% running speed while deployed
[--] No random critical hits

how about

when you hold down alt fire it reduces 30% melee damage but is 50% slower
+15% damage
-20% attack speed

i honestly dont agree with my own stats that much but oh well

+mini-crits --> crits
+slower fall and higher jump when active
+faster weapon switch
-no double jump
-10% chance of damage to self when missing
-25% firing speed

i think it should be this:

+10% extra damage
+25% attack speed
+crits while in the air
-no random crits
-no double jump
-15% movement speed

+10% Damage
+Slows enemy by 3% on hit

-50% Damage on enemy with same weapon
-No random Crits
-10hp

the only stat i can really say is instakill on anyone actively using this weapon

+ Set enemies on fire
+ 20% Attack Speed
- 40% Damage

+ triple jump
+ speed +10%
+ 20% chance to block the damage
- 30 hp
- 10% damage

+1000000% damage
-115 hp

Before i begin

Originally posted by RangedPyro:

how about

when you hold down alt fire it reduces 30% melee damage but is 50% slower
+15% damage
-20% attack speed

i honestly dont agree with my own stats that much but oh well

Why have something that reduces melee damage but makes you slower ..... i mean the scout is fastest class in the game so why move slower to avoid up close damage?

Anyway here is my stats
+hitting someone will make the person only use melee for 5 seconds
+20% less damage taken from all sources when held
-20% less damage
-20% attack speed
-no random crits
-30% health from health packs
+Every kill you get with this gives you extra speed and attack speed.

SUPER EPIC

+cut head
+20 more DMG
-25 slower

+25% firing speed.
Alt fire causes you to block for 2 seconds, taking 100 damage will stun you when blocking.(approx 3 second stun)
Getting hit when not blocking deals 33% more damage.

Here is my opinion in what i think the stats should be

+Causes fire on hit
+Melee damage
+Zero gravity effect on wearer
+Able to knock back rockets
-No double jump
-15 Health
-Fire damage does 25% more damage
Have a stanima bar which slows you down if you run out but
if you have stanima you can force leap?
Also star wars battle music when playing with other people
who have this item
Can anyone think of any good nerfs tho

+crits wet targets

-40% damage
-no ransom crits

alt fire: launches 3 hits in quick succession with a 10 secons cooldown

mad milk. alt fire. kill without mrecy. repeat.