Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

The Grease Jockey
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Captain Kibbleknight  [developer] 31 Jan, 2024 @ 12:26pm
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Excellent Epsilon 31 Jan, 2024 @ 1:26pm 
+60% clip size
+40% firing speed
Load 5 rounds at once
-35% reload rate
-40% damage penalty
fires a single projectile

"Hey Deutshbag! Look at this, ain't this a german weapon?"
Additive51 1 Feb, 2024 @ 11:50am 
Originally posted by messiah_7:
"Hey Deutshbag! Look at this, ain't this a german weapon?"

No, this is based on the M3 “Grease” Gun, a British designed SMG to reduce costs of buying the American M1A1 Thompson “Tommy” SMG. It’d be funny if it said “Hey, Deutshbag! Look familiar?” Referencing the British’s role in WW2.
Last edited by Additive51; 1 Feb, 2024 @ 11:50am
reddin018 1 Feb, 2024 @ 2:06pm 
The Grease Jockey
level 1959 Knockoff Scattergun

+ 33% clip size.
+ 50% faster firing speed
+ 100% more damage per pellet.
- 60% fewer pellets per shot.
- No random critical hits.
- 20% Wider bullet spread.
- On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.

"Sometimes you cannot afford MannCo grade weapons so you have to buy them from other, more dodgy weapons manufactures"
+ Additional 2 clip size.
+ Reloads the whole clip at once (By replacing the drum instead of pulling the lever and having the weapon magically have more rounds in it)
- Needs to pull the lever in between each shot.
< blank > 9 Feb, 2024 @ 10:43pm 
+ 35% firing speed
+ 25% clip capacity
+ 20% pellets
- 20% accuracy
- 10% damage

[The weapon reloads it's whole clip (including pulling back the bolt) over 2 seconds.]
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