Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

Cosmic Cuisine
Possible Stats, that differ from other Heavy food items.
Instead of recharging you have to reload it (Squeeze out paste). It has 3 Charges, and can be refilled where you could regularly refill your ammo supply.

After consumption, said effects are placed on Heavy for 8-10 seconds:
-25% Speed (Astronaut/Indigestion):jarate:
+25% Crit and Bullet/Blast Resist (Weird ingredients)
Every two shots from Heavys minigun only consumes 1 bullet.

Immediate Consumption:
Full Ammo per bite (1/3 charges)

Alt Fire: Heavy can squeeze out a portion of his Cosmic Cuisine (1 charge out of 3) to refill a teammates ammo reserve, and or engie's metal reserve.


Why this would be good: This would bring some new flavour (hehe food pun) to TF2. This item mainly affecting MvM Players. Due to Heavies generally being treated as beefy perma turrets when deployed near a dispenser this would make their job a bit more interesting/easier. Since Heavy would have his 8-10 second ammo conservation, and some basic resistances, this would make it possible to be a very effective Heavy with or without a engie. The ability to resupply teammates with fresh ammo would be very useful for keeping the pressure on without having major contributors having to run back to the nearest engie nest/ammo container spawn, and would make Heavy a valuable asset in helping build engie nests very quickly, further increasing offense and defense capabilities.

Tell me what y'all thing below!
Last edited by rAzorsharpboomer! :); 29 Sep, 2014 @ 4:18pm
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HOW ABOUT
it has 4 charges
and a large ammo pack refils all of them
a medium refils 2
and a small 1
each charge contains 50 metal for engineers
and a small ammo pack for other poeples ammo (ex. rocket launcher)
think about it.... if valve were to give these stats to this weapon... this would be THE NERF ^^^^
Hokum ✠ 30 Sep, 2014 @ 11:27am 
on use, heals 150 health, can overheal
Freeze Rounds 30 Sep, 2014 @ 12:46pm 
Most of the times, i say, please don't stat this item. But after reading this idk, it might be good.
I've always wanted a random effect weapon
Last edited by Freeze Rounds; 30 Sep, 2014 @ 12:46pm
ComSeal 30 Sep, 2014 @ 1:58pm 
if this were in tf2 i would definatly use it
Last edited by ComSeal; 30 Sep, 2014 @ 1:58pm
orangeninja27 30 Sep, 2014 @ 2:33pm 
Stats
Cosmic Cuisine
PROS: Gives you crits for 10 seconds when eaten and has 10 uses until it runs out, if an enemy or friendly eats it, they will be restored to full HP instantly
CONS:Eating it is 2x as long as the sandvich, it can only be refilled from ammo packs/spawn area or from being healed by a medic, splits your speed in half until crits run out, does not heal you like a normal sandvich, you take 2x damage from all sources for as long as it gives you crits
Chane Nesah 30 Sep, 2014 @ 5:26pm 
Originally posted by orangeninja27:
Stats
Cosmic Cuisine
PROS: Gives you crits for 10 seconds when eaten and has 10 uses until it runs out, if an enemy or friendly eats it, they will be restored to full HP instantly
CONS:Eating it is 2x as long as the sandvich, it can only be refilled from ammo packs/spawn area or from being healed by a medic, splits your speed in half until crits run out, does not heal you like a normal sandvich, you take 2x damage from all sources for as long as it gives you crits
Meybe.
Originally posted by orangeninja27:
Stats
Cosmic Cuisine
PROS: Gives you crits for 10 seconds when eaten and has 10 uses until it runs out, if an enemy or friendly eats it, they will be restored to full HP instantly
CONS:Eating it is 2x as long as the sandvich, it can only be refilled from ammo packs/spawn area or from being healed by a medic, splits your speed in half until crits run out, does not heal you like a normal sandvich, you take 2x damage from all sources for as long as it gives you crits
... ok so you gain crits this makes it better then the steak sandvich since that gives you minicrits but forces you into melee and even thought you get a small speed bosst you take extra damage a crit mini gun is exstreamly powerful and even thought it has 10 uses you can just go to resupply to refill it and if it refills from medics or ammo that will be quite often since heavy +medic=bromance (basically they are seen together alot) and you are likely to look for ammo as a heavy. less speed? so what a heavy isnt that fast to start with and you could counter it with G.R.U or you get whipped by soldiers whip take 2x damage ok then this makes this weapon next to useless i mean this makes it so every single class can beat you i mean sure you get crits but if you move slower have to spin up mini gun and you take the extra damage you have to use this next to the fight but since you take more damage and longer to eat this will make it really hard to use so heres a idea use the sandvich which has a recharge refill instantly from health packs and unlimited uses so come up with better stats that would be fair and useful.
orangeninja27 4 Oct, 2014 @ 1:02pm 
Originally posted by Cpt. Hammer:
Originally posted by orangeninja27:
Stats
Cosmic Cuisine
PROS: Gives you crits for 10 seconds when eaten and has 10 uses until it runs out, if an enemy or friendly eats it, they will be restored to full HP instantly
CONS:Eating it is 2x as long as the sandvich, it can only be refilled from ammo packs/spawn area or from being healed by a medic, splits your speed in half until crits run out, does not heal you like a normal sandvich, you take 2x damage from all sources for as long as it gives you crits
... ok so you gain crits this makes it better then the steak sandvich since that gives you minicrits but forces you into melee and even thought you get a small speed bosst you take extra damage a crit mini gun is exstreamly powerful and even thought it has 10 uses you can just go to resupply to refill it and if it refills from medics or ammo that will be quite often since heavy +medic=bromance (basically they are seen together alot) and you are likely to look for ammo as a heavy. less speed? so what a heavy isnt that fast to start with and you could counter it with G.R.U or you get whipped by soldiers whip take 2x damage ok then this makes this weapon next to useless i mean this makes it so every single class can beat you i mean sure you get crits but if you move slower have to spin up mini gun and you take the extra damage you have to use this next to the fight but since you take more damage and longer to eat this will make it really hard to use so heres a idea use the sandvich which has a recharge refill instantly from health packs and unlimited uses so come up with better stats that would be fair and useful.
LOL MATE I COULD BARELY READ THAT
76561198071083467 4 Oct, 2014 @ 10:11pm 
Originally posted by orangeninja27:
Originally posted by Cpt. Hammer:
... ok so you gain crits this makes it better then the steak sandvich since that gives you minicrits but forces you into melee and even thought you get a small speed bosst you take extra damage a crit mini gun is exstreamly powerful and even thought it has 10 uses you can just go to resupply to refill it and if it refills from medics or ammo that will be quite often since heavy +medic=bromance (basically they are seen together alot) and you are likely to look for ammo as a heavy. less speed? so what a heavy isnt that fast to start with and you could counter it with G.R.U or you get whipped by soldiers whip take 2x damage ok then this makes this weapon next to useless i mean this makes it so every single class can beat you i mean sure you get crits but if you move slower have to spin up mini gun and you take the extra damage you have to use this next to the fight but since you take more damage and longer to eat this will make it really hard to use so heres a idea use the sandvich which has a recharge refill instantly from health packs and unlimited uses so come up with better stats that would be fair and useful.
LOL MATE I COULD BARELY READ THAT
Maybe because i found so many thingswrong with the stats.
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