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Cosmic Cuisine
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Tom the Stormbreaker 29 Sep, 2014 @ 8:30pm
stats discussion :O
So this is... a sanvitch, condensed into a form of PASTE so, i got some stats
-100% faster eating
-50% less heal when eaten
-You take 100% more dammage while you have the over health
-You have 200% more health when you eat this for 60 seconds (this is called overhealth to me, bekuz i think overheal should just mean medics overheal)
-When this item is dropped on the ground and a teamate picks it up, the tube gives 200HP
to your teamate and 300HP to an enemy (makes heavy more carefull when dropping tube)
-you are marked for death for 30 secs and the mark can be seen through walls, the mark goes away right away when you get overhealed, you also move 15 percent slower (this can be combatted with the G.R.U)
-you can recharge it by 50% by picking up ammo packs
-this charges 10% faster
-if you eat this WHILE you have overheal you dont get the overhealth or mark or speed slow
-1000% more tasy
-1000% more fat (per tube (the whole tube has about 500 servings and heavy just needs to sqeeze to refil (these stats are just for fun of course)))

if its too op... tell me how it should be changed and how it would work

OR
50% faster eating
50% less health gained when eaten once
50% less comsumed when eaten
Last edited by Tom the Stormbreaker; 5 Oct, 2014 @ 7:18pm
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Blergh 2 Oct, 2014 @ 5:44am 
Space sandvich, huh? OK, let's go with that.

When eaten, Heavy's gravity is altered so it's like he's on the moon. Longer jump distance, greater height, etc.

The downside is that he's affected much more by knockback. So much, in fact, that his miniguns (yes, all of them) give him recoil while firing.

How is this useful? Fire in the opposite direction of where you want to go and "HEAVY IS FLYING!" right into people's faces.

Overall upside: Improved airborne mobility.
Overall downside: You're a whoppin' big AIRBORNE target.

Stats could then be created for your space minigun to make it a complimentary weapon to an airborne heavy.

(Yes, somewhat lazy suggestion, but it's different from the Super-sandvich suggestions that have been thrown around so far.)
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PirateMole 2 Oct, 2014 @ 7:49am 
- no random critical hits
#17
UnknownSoul 2 Oct, 2014 @ 9:02am 
Minicrits using minigun and fists, more knockback taken
God help my stupid mind ;-;
Last edited by UnknownSoul; 2 Oct, 2014 @ 9:10am
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76561198071083467 2 Oct, 2014 @ 9:05am 
Originally posted by Street Gangster Scout:
Maybe just buffalo steak sandvich reskin?
DOES NOONE READ WHAT HE PUT IN THE VIDEO!??! IT IS NOT A RESKIN
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76561198071083467 2 Oct, 2014 @ 9:09am 
Originally posted by Evil The Viking DIPSO:
Space sandvich, huh? OK, let's go with that.

When eaten, Heavy's gravity is altered so it's like he's on the moon. Longer jump distance, greater height, etc.

The downside is that he's affected much more by knockback. So much, in fact, that his miniguns (yes, all of them) give him recoil while firing.

How is this useful? Fire in the opposite direction of where you want to go and "HEAVY IS FLYING!" right into people's faces.

Overall upside: Improved airborne mobility.
Overall downside: You're a whoppin' big AIRBORNE target.

Stats could then be created for your space minigun to make it a complimentary weapon to an airborne heavy.

(Yes, somewhat lazy suggestion, but it's different from the Super-sandvich suggestions that have been thrown around so far.)
Well i think its ok but there isnt many maps that is well big enough for that i mean cp maps or koth maybe but other then that he has to be near middle of map for it to have full use and if the heavy fires one direction and goes the other wouldnt it make it annoying for the person using it i mean shoot the ground fly towards someone turn and shoot fly the other way and he lives and from what you said he would have to make the stats work with this mainly and that would make it so mixxing up weapons isnt good with this.
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76561198071083467 2 Oct, 2014 @ 9:09am 
Originally posted by PirateMole:
- no random critical hits
And any up sides?
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UnknownSoul 2 Oct, 2014 @ 9:09am 
Originally posted by Cpt. Hammer:
Originally posted by Street Gangster Scout:
Maybe just buffalo steak sandvich reskin?
DOES NOONE READ WHAT HE PUT IN THE VIDEO!??! IT IS NOT A RESKIN
i just changed it T_T
Angry brony.
Last edited by UnknownSoul; 2 Oct, 2014 @ 10:43am
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Law Abiding Engineer 2 Oct, 2014 @ 11:40am 
Those stats are just possible ones to add, right? I mean, you aren't actually thinking about adding all of those stats, to just one item, because that would be insane, and hoenstly, just flatout, bad. Now, if it is just various possible stats, then ok, I can see it, but no one item should have that many things attached to it.
#23
Zyzz 2 Oct, 2014 @ 2:20pm 
dude thats to many stats and they seem alittle unfair and kinda dumb
#24
Goro Majima 2 Oct, 2014 @ 5:21pm 
pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥ stats
#25
lao tze孫子 2 Oct, 2014 @ 6:27pm 
You know these stat's won't be in-game..
and these stat's are op. and dumb, well atleast to me.
  #26
Supreme 3 Oct, 2014 @ 6:05am 
makes you get high
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crazalicious 3 Oct, 2014 @ 1:51pm 
ok. here's my take on this new Heavy Sandvich. Being that it's a NEW item, it needs better and more creative stats. Such as maybe it's a booster weapon making the heavy more agile and possibly faster. How about health? It could be like the Concheror but for the Heavy and only effects the heavy. possibly
-40% Faster move speed
-5-10% health on hit
-20% higher jump
-50% slower recharge rate
That's my take on the weapon. Of course I hope it gets noticed. I don't mind people changing a little but it seems like because it's space themed it should be more of a misc. item and should have special stats, it should (unlike other sandviches) be more of a tactical weapon. Thanks for those of you who bothered to read this.:jarate:
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Tom the Stormbreaker 3 Oct, 2014 @ 4:55pm 
Originally posted by Crazalicious:
ok. here's my take on this new Heavy Sandvich. Being that it's a NEW item, it needs better and more creative stats. Such as maybe it's a booster weapon making the heavy more agile and possibly faster. How about health? It could be like the Concheror but for the Heavy and only effects the heavy. possibly
-40% Faster move speed
-5-10% health on hit
-20% higher jump
-50% slower recharge rate
That's my take on the weapon. Of course I hope it gets noticed. I don't mind people changing a little but it seems like because it's space themed it should be more of a misc. item and should have special stats, it should (unlike other sandviches) be more of a tactical weapon. Thanks for those of you who bothered to read this.:jarate:
ok soooooo it wont heal you?????
that=messed up.... can you drop it? if not then THIS STAT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FOR THE REST OF YOUR TEAM
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crazalicious 3 Oct, 2014 @ 7:42pm 
I forgot to mention that the stats for it do include that can be dropped and gives the same amount of health as the normal Sandvich when dropped. But no, my stats don't list that you get health when eating it.
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