Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

Merasmus' Private Stash
Stats
I like the stats in the description, but just to add.

PROS:
+10 Max Health
+1 Health Regeneration
On use: Random Attribute to you and surrounding teammates for 10 seconds.
CONS:
Rage requires 200 damage TAKEN
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Pyrotrainthing 4 Oct, 2014 @ 4:31pm 
He has put stats, that he wants.
melonSoup 5 Oct, 2014 @ 3:44am 
problem is it would be easy to exploit because the said soldier could shoot rockets at the ground to gain the bar
›Jec. 5 Oct, 2014 @ 4:51am 
Sounds like a great idea, but possibly a tad overpowered... Maybe something like 'can't be healed by medics' while using? Anyhow, I'd love to know what happens to this item. Good luck!
Sulley 5 Oct, 2014 @ 5:09am 
+300 health
120 sec crits
x2 speed

5sec regenrate

con
soilder keeps screaming about freedom
Gadmt_ 5 Oct, 2014 @ 5:10am 
this is a halloween based item right? shouldnt it be a reskin of buff banner or something.
Beenoc 5 Oct, 2014 @ 5:27am 
That's way OP. Concheror needs 400 damage to buff and both the Banner and Backup need 600, you're saying it only needs half/a third of that. Maybe something like

+ On use, gives random effect to teammates (any of the 3 Vacc resists, Disciplinary speed boost, Backup resist (rare), Minicrits (rare), Quick-Fix Uber (super rare))

- On use, -15% speed to you (not teammates)
- If killed by enemy, that enemy steals the remainder of your buff (potions) and can buff the enemy team

Needs 500 damage to charge


(NOTE: I am terrible at balancing and suck horribly, this is probably horribly imbalanced)

Jackrabbit 5 Oct, 2014 @ 5:39am 
+25 Hp
+25% bullet damage taken
+25% magic damage dealt
on use give random effect to team (can include bad effects like jarate)
when used apply mad milk to self.
Snipah 5 Oct, 2014 @ 5:58am 
I think he meant the spell books from Helltower
clonegunner237 5 Oct, 2014 @ 6:05am 
Perhaps, considering one of the older comics' "kill me come back stronger pills", maybe it could just be a passive that, when equipped, reduces respawn time or causes you to respawn overhealed. Or, well, something like that.

Edit: Could also be so that it boosts your stats a bit for every death you get in a row without a kill. A bit of help for the bad players, allowing them to at least get one kill or so after five consecutive deaths. (Just to clarify, the buff would increase each death, and disappear when you get a kill, setting it back to square zero)
Last edited by clonegunner237; 5 Oct, 2014 @ 6:08am
dave miller 5 Oct, 2014 @ 6:06am 
it would be useless if it just did that
what abour if it made you have +25
10% more damage taken when used the buff and 50% more when drinking
gives speed boost and mini crits and chance (20%) for crits
lasts for 20 secs and and takes a 500 damage to regen
kusama
Last edited by dave miller; 5 Oct, 2014 @ 6:07am
dave miller 5 Oct, 2014 @ 6:10am 
well after that it will be useless. we want to annoy merdusa more so maybe a all time item
and maybe if you wore the full set you will have a small chance it will change to eypt_event
and merdsa will instily spawn and chase after the player with the full set on
weezerfan3571 5 Oct, 2014 @ 6:12am 
276987346982734898989898989898989898989898989+ health
1020148% changes anal crit
58190+ move speed
95555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555+ jump hieght
100% everyone gets a solid gold everything

now these are some completely agreeable and balanced stats :^)
dave miller 5 Oct, 2014 @ 6:13am 
Originally posted by TreeAtmos:
276987346982734898989898989898989898989898989+ health
1020148% changes anal crit
58190+ move speed
95555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555+ jump hieght
100% everyone gets a solid gold everything

now these are some completely agreeable and balanced stats :^)
Wait to op. no ramdom crits
much better
Shark Merchant 5 Oct, 2014 @ 6:47am 
Originally posted by Triple1Truth:
this is a halloween based item right? shouldnt it be a reskin of buff banner or something.
NO
stereoraptor 5 Oct, 2014 @ 7:09am 
Buff banner reskin
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