Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

One-Eyed Bloody Monster
Sgt.Apples 15 Oct, 2014 @ 1:08pm
stats plz (ITS A JOKE)
here is mine;
you become a giant cyclop who fights only with his hands
Last edited by Sgt.Apples; 22 Oct, 2014 @ 1:14am
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Hot Cross Puns 15 Oct, 2014 @ 3:02pm 
maybe you shoot eye lasers
Hot Cross Puns 15 Oct, 2014 @ 3:02pm 
maybe your accuracy is higher?
reku 15 Oct, 2014 @ 3:35pm 
less fov
sneezewax 15 Oct, 2014 @ 3:41pm 
pls no
Last edited by sneezewax; 15 Oct, 2014 @ 3:42pm
Aya 15 Oct, 2014 @ 4:05pm 
Scares the living $#!+ out of nearby scouts*

*Scouts will just yell "OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!", does not actually hinder mobility.
Hippie Hoovy 15 Oct, 2014 @ 4:05pm 
lol funny maymay XDDDDD
Violence Enjoyer 15 Oct, 2014 @ 7:06pm 
one-eye-ro vission?
Violence Enjoyer 15 Oct, 2014 @ 7:07pm 
Originally posted by Sgt.Apples:
here is mine;
you become a giant cyclop who fights only with his hands
Bad idea
W4rh3r0 15 Oct, 2014 @ 9:32pm 
Originally posted by Sgt.Apples:
here is mine;
you become a giant cyclop who fights only with his hands

Well, Heavy already fights with his hands... and there are no stats on hats in TF2 (Besides Strange ones). However, it would be cool to see hats or certain cosmetic items give slight bonuses, like +5% damage output, etc.
Sgt.Apples 16 Oct, 2014 @ 12:02am 
Originally posted by Willy Bonka:
Originally posted by Sgt.Apples:
here is mine;
you become a giant cyclop who fights only with his hands
Bad idea
i forgot: +2500 health
Souptori Bunmeiji 16 Oct, 2014 @ 12:43am 
-Sing for your entire life
+When you find someone carrying the intel, they will auto path to the intel room
khlover 17 Oct, 2014 @ 6:43pm 
Originally posted by Commander Giles Price:
Originally posted by Sgt.Apples:
here is mine;
you become a giant cyclop who fights only with his hands
and there are no stats on hats in TF2
What about the elf boots for scout?
Originally posted by Sgt.Apples:
here is mine;
you become a giant cyclop who fights only with his hands

Why can't you become giant clop that only fights with it's hooves?
DankSwiggidySwag 18 Oct, 2014 @ 12:01am 
+force everybody to stop fighting to work on the company musical
+SHES OUTTTAAA YOURRR HAAAAIIIRRRRR
-It becomes toxic to touch a child
Last edited by DankSwiggidySwag; 18 Oct, 2014 @ 12:06am
Boomyz 18 Oct, 2014 @ 7:03pm 
Originally posted by DankSwiggidySwag:
+force everybody to stop fighting to work on the company musical
+SHES OUTTTAAA YOURRR HAAAAIIIRRRRR
-It becomes toxic to touch a child
I LOVE YOU.
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