I like my cactai very prickly.
This cactus has no prickles.
Me dissapoint. But then a light...
It is the holy one, Gaben Newell
he came down to me, he came
to give me wisdom and guidence
on why this hat will make it in the
next update.

I am un-dissapoint.
I am in love with cactai now.
I found a cactus in a gardening store.
I stole it. The alarm goes off.
The police are called. I run.
I get to my house and lock the door.
*Bam*
They break down my door.
They cuff me, and take what
I have stolen from the shop

I'm currently being held in
********** ************
My hearing is in two hours.
Send help. Quickly.